WHO GET THE BLAME??????

Date: 18-10-2010 3:05 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Kay
- at 18-10-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago)
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A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'   And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'  And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defense that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.  Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight l also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same. The husband took a quick breath and continued –'She was so grateful for my understanding and helps as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said..... Please ......do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

Posted: at 18-10-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Renewed at 18-10-2010 03:41 PM (14 years ago)
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so na d man tin eh? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-10-2010 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fandos at 18-10-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
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wat a pity....generous indeed! All are involve in dis mess
Posted: at 18-10-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MandateofGod at 18-10-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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i don pass
Posted: at 18-10-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 18-10-2010 07:07 PM (14 years ago)
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c generosity
Posted: at 18-10-2010 07:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Health0007 at 18-10-2010 07:14 PM (14 years ago)
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The wife takes d blame ofcourse!
Posted: at 18-10-2010 07:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- chimeskan at 18-10-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Eyaaa.......
Posted: at 18-10-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 18-10-2010 07:47 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-10-2010 07:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Slicksilvers at 18-10-2010 10:01 PM (14 years ago)
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i no blame da innocent gal oh nor da husband checkout it not infidelity it is generousity
Posted: at 18-10-2010 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 18-10-2010 11:00 PM (14 years ago)
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,................''''''''''''''
Posted: at 18-10-2010 11:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 19-10-2010 02:12 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehe... abi now... generosity
Posted: at 19-10-2010 02:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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