LIFE WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WERE BACKWARDS

Date: 20-10-2010 9:06 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Alfred
- at 20-10-2010 09:06 PM (13 years ago)
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You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.
 

Then, wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
 

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
 

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
 

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
 

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
 

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,
 

And then, you finish off as an orgasm.
 

I rest my case.

Posted: at 20-10-2010 09:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Renewed at 20-10-2010 09:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Wow, nice one logten. Very creative imagination. Sadly, this kind of life only stays in the mind...it cannot be practicable at least in this phase of life on earth. Who knows? Maybe in the life to come... Wink
Posted: at 20-10-2010 09:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- justceetah at 20-10-2010 09:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Only 4 u
Posted: at 20-10-2010 09:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 20-10-2010 09:32 PM (13 years ago)
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nice post
Posted: at 20-10-2010 09:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- logten at 20-10-2010 09:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on 20-10-2010 09:32 PM
nice post
thanks
Posted: at 20-10-2010 09:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- logten at 20-10-2010 09:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: justceetah on 20-10-2010 09:32 PM
Only 4 u
on ya own o
Posted: at 20-10-2010 09:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- logten at 20-10-2010 09:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Renewed on 20-10-2010 09:13 PM
Wow, nice one logten. Very creative imagination. Sadly, this kind of life only stays in the mind...it cannot be practicable at least in this phase of life on earth. Who knows? Maybe in the life to come... Wink
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Posted: at 20-10-2010 09:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 20-10-2010 10:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Na Born again dem call am o!
Posted: at 20-10-2010 10:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-10-2010 10:59 PM (13 years ago)
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get kicked out for being too healthy.....very funny Grin
Posted: at 20-10-2010 10:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mydicksweet at 20-10-2010 11:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Peeped
Posted: at 20-10-2010 11:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 20-10-2010 11:02 PM (13 years ago)
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esonu 2
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