AT THE CEMENTRY

Date: 22-10-2010 2:49 am (13 years ago) | Author: Maggie Thomas
- at 22-10-2010 02:49 AM (13 years ago)
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A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"


 

Posted: at 22-10-2010 02:49 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- emmajenic1 at 22-10-2010 08:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Chic,why u dey discourage me now...Dis na old joke.Anyway,because of ur killing bo..dy,i go laugh.. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-10-2010 08:34 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 22-10-2010 10:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on 22-10-2010 08:34 AM
Chic,why u dey discourage me now...Dis na old joke.Anyway,because of ur killing bo..dy,i go laugh.. Grin Grin Grin

Then ut laughing is a suspect
lol
Posted: at 22-10-2010 10:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tambeiort at 22-10-2010 11:18 AM (13 years ago)
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 na small pikin sens now, u no understand? Shocked
Posted: at 22-10-2010 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-10-2010 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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9ice..
Posted: at 22-10-2010 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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