"Sure." says the assistant.
Chinoz replies "Give me a green one, please."
2. Chinoz calls Zambian Airways. "How long does it take to fly to Chipata?" "Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says Chinoz and hangs up.
3. Chinoz was filling in an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled here.
After much thought, he wrote Yes!
4. Why did Chinoz take 17 friends with him to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
5. To lose weight the doctor told Chinoz to run 8 kms a day for 300 days.
After, 300 days, he called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
6. Chinoz got his 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate. ..
Mother: Zimbabwean.
Father: Zimbabwean.
Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write 'Chinese' when both parents are Zimbabweans?" asks Mr Phiri.
"I read in a newspaper that every 4th person born on the Earth now is Chinese!" Chinoz replies.
7. Chinoz with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears.
He answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But what happened to your other ear?"
"The person called back!"
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