~ Let's Kill English Langage

Date: 13-11-2010 12:08 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ibrahim Saheed O.
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- at 13-11-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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A thread like this was doing about a year back. Let's done it again.
Everyday, we hearing different mistaking people make while spoke our beloved English Language   Let's drop them here. Replies too can murder the Language, hence good English is prohibited!

I'll starting with a letter we got in our office three days ago from a former staff.
Enjoy!!

APPLICATION FOR RE-EMPLOYMENT

Am very happy to write this message to you, Sir.

My name is (Joshua Bamidele) am the one dat am working for u, before in group H, but I was going my village to done one programme, that is reason why am absent, but I was come back to the Lagos last week. am not see any job to do, I want u to re-employ me sir.

May almighty God give you more progress a lot of successfully and giveth more progress & prosperity in Jesus name (Amen) I will thanks if u can re-employ me back, sir.

Thanks
0709110515*

Everyone in the office isn't fit stop laughing.

Posted: at 13-11-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- florish4love at 13-11-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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ur own English sef Get as he be but u try sha
Posted: at 13-11-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 13-11-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago)
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U is not go to school, this englishes languages is dey vewy hardest to spoke. I can tought u hw to spoke it.
Posted: at 13-11-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 13-11-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago)
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2 of u was not seriousies at all
Posted: at 13-11-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-11-2010 01:50 PM (14 years ago)
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when i reading this post,i don't understanding what u people meaning.pls somebody shoulding explaining to me how to spoke english.
Posted: at 13-11-2010 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 13-11-2010 01:59 PM (14 years ago)
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terry even me was nt spoke English wel
cos i was not go to school
so can saw that u spoketh good englishes
Posted: at 13-11-2010 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 13-11-2010 02:11 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster is english language ur mothers tong?
Posted: at 13-11-2010 02:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dweapon at 13-11-2010 02:18 PM (14 years ago)
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wait what tis all this thing you people are say for the sake of our young chidren let us spark queen engrish
Posted: at 13-11-2010 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 13-11-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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why not king english
Posted: at 13-11-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-11-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehd.fede wey u go since?
Posted: at 13-11-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Oladiposaheed at 13-11-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 13-11-2010 01:50 PM
when i reading this post,i don't understanding what u people meaning.pls somebody shoulding explaining to me how to spoke english.
don't worry terry, i will teach u how to speak correct English Language in when time .......................s
Posted: at 13-11-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Moshaden4real at 13-11-2010 04:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 13-11-2010 03:36 PM
why not king english
or let's began spoking prince english
Posted: at 13-11-2010 04:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 13-11-2010 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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??
Posted: at 13-11-2010 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 13-11-2010 04:48 PM (14 years ago)
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U people is rove engrish ranguages, bt us was not goes 2 d same 1 school, i rive in anambala state,i am tlavel to ragos, on d load i was buy milinda n cocacora n egg loll, us dliver was dlive speedin, i an fear aflaid so i stoping on the ole bligde, and luning 2 ragos with my regs, i cannot wakaring. Diz is english craze.
Posted: at 13-11-2010 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 14-11-2010 09:51 PM (14 years ago)
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it is not by forcing to spoking engrish.
if u cannoting speaks english, make u shut up ur mouthing
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2010 09:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 11:09 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 15-11-2010 06:09 AM (14 years ago)
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ok oooooooh!
engrish get level
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-11-2010 06:09 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ibrutex at 15-11-2010 08:43 AM (14 years ago)
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I'm velly sory for all of u, u dnt know dt u will make ploblem 4 d children growing up small small. Pleas let speaking good englis.     
Posted: at 15-11-2010 08:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 15-11-2010 05:02 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz @comments
Posted: at 15-11-2010 05:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 15-11-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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u can fit oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 15-11-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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