AGBABIAKA IN AIRPLANE

Date: 14-11-2010 6:32 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Green Genius for Life
- at 14-11-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Mr Agbabiaka was sitting in the coach section of a flight from Ilorin to Bayelsa, biting his fingernails and sweating profusely. Noticing his disturbed expression, a flight attendant walks over and says, “Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?”

The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly. Seconds later she comes back with a drink. He downs it quickly and seems to calm down.

Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees him shaking and biting his nails again. She brings him another drink which he downs immediately. A half hour later she returns to see him shaking uncontrollably, and almost in tears.

“My goodness,” the flight attendant says, “I’ve never seen someone so afraid to fly.”

“I’m not afraid of flying,” says the man.

“Then what’s the matter?

“I’m trying to give up drinking.”.

Posted: at 14-11-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- terryworld at 14-11-2010 07:02 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha.funny
Posted: at 14-11-2010 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 07:10 PM (14 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 14-11-2010 07:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 14-11-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny plzzzzzzz Embarrassed
Posted: at 14-11-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 09:27 PM (14 years ago)
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u dont know how to understand
Posted: at 14-11-2010 09:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 18-11-2010 01:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 14-11-2010 09:27 PM
u dont know how to understand

u too,
u dont know how to underjump
Posted: at 18-11-2010 01:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 18-11-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
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u go fear oooo
Posted: at 18-11-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 18-11-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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i don dey fear already Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 18-11-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 18-11-2010 09:28 PM (14 years ago)
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u try  Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2010 09:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 19-11-2010 05:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 19-11-2010 05:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 19-11-2010 06:51 AM (14 years ago)
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not nice and not funny
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-11-2010 06:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 20-11-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 14-11-2010 07:02 PM
hahahahaha.funny


wetin funny u for dis urine
Posted: at 20-11-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 21-11-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago)
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help me ask terry oh
huh
him don dey collect bribe oh
Posted: at 21-11-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 22-11-2010 12:14 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe d tin 4ny me i no no 4 u.
Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 22-11-2010 02:31 AM (14 years ago)
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ok now, make i agree
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2010 02:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Priceless-jewel at 22-11-2010 03:50 AM (14 years ago)
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gud one
Posted: at 22-11-2010 03:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-11-2010 12:18 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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