josiahlawson at 15-11-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."
The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well.
One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
Posted: at 15-11-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
bodeniyi at 15-11-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago) (m)
good joke, wrong setting
Posted: at 15-11-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jonesblack at 16-11-2010 07:06 PM (14 years ago) (m)
all my fellow Naija Terryworld is one not making supper eagle win due to him saying OK so if you want them to win the next WORLD CUP tell him to stop okoking you have been warned!
Now you Know!
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
terryworld at 16-11-2010 07:18 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: jonesblack on 16-11-2010 07:06 PM
all my fellow Naija Terryworld is one not making supper eagle win due to him saying OK so if you want them to win the next WORLD CUP tell him to stop okoking you have been warned!
ok i don hear.i go stop am.ok?..
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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