Good Lord

Date: 15-11-2010 1:02 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Baruda
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- at 15-11-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago)
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An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."

The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well.

One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."

Posted: at 15-11-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- bodeniyi at 15-11-2010 01:07 PM (13 years ago)
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good joke, wrong setting
Posted: at 15-11-2010 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 15-11-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Josiah hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 15-11-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 15-11-2010 04:18 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 15-11-2010 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 15-11-2010 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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if no bi say e old we for beat am... peeing on the refrigerator ....

Posted: at 15-11-2010 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 15-11-2010 10:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jonesblack on 15-11-2010 05:59 PM
if no bi say e old we for beat am... peeing on the refrigerator ....
Then we go give am old beating............and nepa brought light  electric shocked u....... lying half dead in the hospital....
Posted: at 15-11-2010 10:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 15-11-2010 11:36 PM (13 years ago)
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wht! !

Posted: at 15-11-2010 11:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- BabangidaTukur at 16-11-2010 12:16 AM (13 years ago)
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gud 1
Posted: at 16-11-2010 12:16 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 16-11-2010 11:14 AM (13 years ago)
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josiahlawson dear, u nid ok biscuit
Posted: at 16-11-2010 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 16-11-2010 12:42 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 16-11-2010 12:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 01:24 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 16-11-2010 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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D day Terry go say sometin other than OK supper eagle go win world cup

Posted: at 16-11-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 16-11-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahhahhahahhahahha .... very funny
Posted: at 16-11-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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you see e don stop bc he wan dem to win...@Terry no be luck na skillz

Posted: at 16-11-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Slicksilvers at 16-11-2010 04:11 PM (13 years ago)
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hin try
Posted: at 16-11-2010 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 16-11-2010 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 16-11-2010 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 07:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jonesblack on 16-11-2010 03:30 PM
D day Terry go say sometin other than OK supper eagle go win world cup
hahahahahaha.ok i go say sometin else.ok?

Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 07:06 PM (13 years ago)
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all my fellow Naija Terryworld is one not making supper eagle win due to him saying OK so if you want them to win the next WORLD CUP tell him to stop okoking you have been warned!

Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- roughedge at 16-11-2010 07:13 PM (13 years ago)
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U ARE GOOD. DONT LETB ANY BODY TELL U THAT U AINT. JUST ADD A LITTLE MORE CURRY AND PEPPER AND (UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH) U WILL BE BLASTING)
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 07:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jonesblack on 16-11-2010 07:06 PM
all my fellow Naija Terryworld is one not making supper eagle win due to him saying OK so if you want them to win the next WORLD CUP tell him to stop okoking you have been warned!
ok i don hear.i go stop am.ok?..

Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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