josiahlawson at 15-11-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago)
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Peter Johnbull, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery he had the longest penis he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Johnbull," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.
"Oh my god!" she screamed, "Peter Johnbull is dead!"
Posted: at 15-11-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
terryworld at 15-11-2010 08:20 PM (14 years ago) (m)
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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 15-11-2010 08:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 16-11-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hehehehd.i knw say u dey visit cafe and u think say every body no get system like u.abeg i get my own system dats why every time i dey dey online even when i dey toilet i dey reply comment if i have the time.ok?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 16-11-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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