Old Mama with Angrily boy

selu, u dey always shout dry joke,
dis ur own na dry oporoko

A guy's twin sister was raped by another boy who's house was a few mines a way when they parents traveled. On knowing what had happened to his Sister while he went hunting, he made a vow to retaliate by doing it to any female in the boy's house on first sight or be struck by thunder to death hoping that he will meet his enemy's sisters.

So he set out with his hunting gun and a cutlass. unfortunately he met an old Woman of age 63, gosh what is this he said to himself. About to leave then remembered the vow, then walked up to the old woman and said:

"Open ur mouth" and the old woman obeyed and he saw a tooth then said to mama, i will do it once, Mama obeyed and after the first round, as the boy was about to leave; mama said my son, i forgot there is another 1 in the check and u can guess what he did.