Now the legs are closed

As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn't use condoms with her husband. So over the years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually, Maria's time also came.

At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."

A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"

Says the priest: "I mean her legs!"

Posted: at 19-11-2010 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Overpb4

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Posted: at 19-11-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Go buy omo make we take wash am na

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Posted: at 19-11-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Passing

Posted: at 19-11-2010 03:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I dey oooo my bros......how ileya for ur side?


Shey u no fight ram

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Posted: at 19-11-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I dey oo my ma........as i just dey expect ur champagne wey u promise for ur bday

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Posted: at 19-11-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yebariba!


Buffalo soldier bawo? How u take do am?

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Posted: at 19-11-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

So e don bcome wetin u go dey fax abi?


Ok o....but u stil dey vex me sha

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Posted: at 19-11-2010 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

lollllllll

Posted: at 19-11-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Funny

Posted: at 19-11-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming