How to tell a lady that her zipper is open (Page 5)

Date: 22-11-2010 1:05 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Saviour Ibanga
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- bittersweet at 22-11-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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am just try'na help u, ur zipper is down... ...see as them dey look ur g-st.... Angry Angry

Eh,na! Cheesy


make i help u zip am abi? Cheesy

Thx,but no thx!
y?

Because if something it's opened, then that's only in your mind!
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sobeit at 22-11-2010 08:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: PreetyInstinct on 22-11-2010 07:16 PM
Quote from: sobeit on 22-11-2010 06:11 PM
me i'll quietly go to her and let her know in a polite way..& if she is cute i can even flirt with her..no long tin..
Smiley
hi preetyinstinct what's up?  Cool
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- valleydust at 22-11-2010 08:35 PM (13 years ago)
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am just try'na help u, ur zipper is down... ...see as them dey look ur g-st.... Angry Angry

Eh,na! Cheesy


make i help u zip am abi? Cheesy

Thx,but no thx!
y?

Because if something it's opened, then that's only in your mind!
u wan spoil small pekim them wey dey NP abi? ...bad gurl... see her tear-tear pink g-string Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bittersweet at 22-11-2010 08:37 PM (13 years ago)
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am just try'na help u, ur zipper is down... ...see as them dey look ur g-st.... Angry Angry

Eh,na! Cheesy


make i help u zip am abi? Cheesy

Thx,but no thx!
y?

Because if something it's opened, then that's only in your mind!
u wan spoil small pekim them wey dey NP abi? ...bad gurl... see her tear-tear pink g-string Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed


Pink? Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- valleydust at 22-11-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 07:56 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 07:39 PM
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am just try'na help u, ur zipper is down... ...see as them dey look ur g-st.... Angry Angry

Eh,na! Cheesy


make i help u zip am abi? Cheesy

Thx,but no thx!
y?

Because if something it's opened, then that's only in your mind!
u wan spoil small pekim them wey dey NP abi? ...bad gurl... see her tear-tear pink g-string Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed


Pink? Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
yes pink i dey see am clear na, evrytin dey show.. Lips Sealed
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bittersweet at 22-11-2010 08:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 08:29 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 08:22 PM
Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 08:19 PM
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Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 07:56 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 07:39 PM
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am just try'na help u, ur zipper is down... ...see as them dey look ur g-st.... Angry Angry

Eh,na! Cheesy


make i help u zip am abi? Cheesy

Thx,but no thx!
y?

Because if something it's opened, then that's only in your mind!
u wan spoil small pekim them wey dey NP abi? ...bad gurl... see her tear-tear pink g-string Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed


Pink? Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
yes pink i dey see am clear na, evrytin dey show.. Lips Sealed

I told you that everything it's only in your mind!
I don't even like pink! Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- valleydust at 22-11-2010 08:53 PM (13 years ago)
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me and sleepppp!
catch u guys 2morrw
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 22-11-2010 08:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 08:53 PM
me and sleepppp!
catch u guys 2morrw
ALright...
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FlyMamacita at 22-11-2010 08:59 PM (13 years ago)
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leave BS alone
Don tink I am marrying BS o.
U're enough for me, no need to add another...
u get 2 wives already

Aside u who else?
Xenaaaaaa
Honey it's a lie...
baby i cant take it anymore, all these lies.....  :'(

Jst believe me honey...
Pls I love u more than u think..
i luv u too boo but dis ur cheatin has hurted me too much
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sobeit at 22-11-2010 09:01 PM (13 years ago)
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- FlyMamacita at 22-11-2010 09:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 08:29 PM
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Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 08:19 PM
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Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 07:56 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 07:39 PM
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am just try'na help u, ur zipper is down... ...see as them dey look ur g-st.... Angry Angry

Eh,na! Cheesy


make i help u zip am abi? Cheesy

Thx,but no thx!
y?

Because if something it's opened, then that's only in your mind!
u wan spoil small pekim them wey dey NP abi? ...bad gurl... see her tear-tear pink g-string Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
she no dey wear pink at all, SEE HER BLACK G-STRING  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Priceless-jewel at 22-11-2010 09:03 PM (13 years ago)
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- bittersweet at 22-11-2010 09:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 09:01 PM
Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 08:35 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 08:31 PM
Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 08:29 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 08:22 PM
Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 08:19 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 08:06 PM
Quote from: valleydust on 22-11-2010 07:56 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 07:39 PM
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am just try'na help u, ur zipper is down... ...see as them dey look ur g-st.... Angry Angry

Eh,na! Cheesy


make i help u zip am abi? Cheesy

Thx,but no thx!
y?

Because if something it's opened, then that's only in your mind!
u wan spoil small pekim them wey dey NP abi? ...bad gurl... see her tear-tear pink g-string Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
she no dey wear pink at all, SEE HER BLACK G-STRING  Grin Grin Grin


 Grin Wink Cool
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Michro at 22-11-2010 09:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 08:59 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 08:27 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 08:25 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 08:07 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 08:02 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 07:57 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 07:51 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 07:31 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 07:26 PM
leave BS alone
Don tink I am marrying BS o.
U're enough for me, no need to add another...
u get 2 wives already

Aside u who else?
Xenaaaaaa
Honey it's a lie...
baby i cant take it anymore, all these lies.....  :'(

Jst believe me honey...
Pls I love u more than u think..
i luv u too boo but dis ur cheatin has hurted me too much

I promise never to do it again.
I promise to love u the more
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sobeit at 22-11-2010 09:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 09:04 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 08:59 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 08:27 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 08:25 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 08:07 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 08:02 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 07:57 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 07:51 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 07:31 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 07:26 PM
leave BS alone
Don tink I am marrying BS o.
U're enough for me, no need to add another...
u get 2 wives already

Aside u who else?
Xenaaaaaa
Honey it's a lie...
baby i cant take it anymore, all these lies.....  :'(

Jst believe me honey...
Pls I love u more than u think..
i luv u too boo but dis ur cheatin has hurted me too much

I promise never to do it again.
I promise to love u the more
i think say you don marry huh >Huh?
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- truenaija2 at 22-11-2010 09:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmandazie on 22-11-2010 01:17 PM
Something like; 'Hi lady, ur G-string is very beautiful, Can I have a closer examination of it?' Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
 

 ; Cheesy thats a good one but u have to say it to her with a low voice in a way nobody else will hear what u r telling her, i went shopping and saw a girl evrything could b seen under her tight but she was with her friend i asked her friend could u pls kindly excuse me for some minute i would love to talk to ur friend she didnt like it but she did excuse and i told d girl dat her body was obvious under d cloth and she also took a look for herself and thanked me just talk to her in the nicest way and very secretly
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FlyMamacita at 22-11-2010 09:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 09:04 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 08:59 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 08:27 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 08:25 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 08:07 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 08:02 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 07:57 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 07:51 PM
Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 07:31 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 22-11-2010 07:26 PM
leave BS alone
Don tink I am marrying BS o.
U're enough for me, no need to add another...
u get 2 wives already

Aside u who else?
Xenaaaaaa
Honey it's a lie...
baby i cant take it anymore, all these lies.....  :'(

Jst believe me honey...
Pls I love u more than u think..
i luv u too boo but dis ur cheatin has hurted me too much

I promise never to do it again.
I promise to love u the more
alrite i giv u 1 more chance, but is d last one
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:12 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- truenaija2 at 22-11-2010 09:17 PM (13 years ago)
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excuse me ma pls ur zip is open,
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 22-11-2010 09:22 PM (13 years ago)
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I dey come,make i check my zip.
I no wan hear say e dey open.
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- truenaija2 at 22-11-2010 09:24 PM (13 years ago)
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ok check and zip up u know hiv dey fly around dis deys make e no come put virus 4 ur network ooh as u know no antivirus has been found yet
Posted: at 22-11-2010 09:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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