a lot of attribiute makes a man dies b4 the wife like, husttle, thinking of riches, womanising, smoking n alcohol, drugs, violents and some killed by their wife.
You make a lot of sense. A very foolish and testosterone high life style invokes death earlier than it's time. Guys do too many drugs.
Tobacco, weed, alcohol, Ecstasy and the likes. Women are more conscious of emselfs.
Young men think they are iron. They forget they are mortal. I think I am iron sometimes. I just keep drinking and drinking and the next day I will be like somebody, "please flog for being so foolish and self destructive yesterday."
So, if there is such a thing as Karma, then someday, the angel of death will be like,
Angel Death: Agabs, wake up, it is your time to go.
Agabs: Angle O-O-000 Death, you must be kidding.
Angel Death: Do I look like a kid to you? Look into my eyes and tell me what you see.
Agabs: Bros, I aint saying you are a kid. Am just saying I think you there is a mistake somewhere. Plus, I aint gon look into you eye.
Angel Death: Well, you do have some sense in your head. You do know it is aggressive to stare into peoples eyes in some cultures.
However, your time is up.
Agabs: Talk to God. I know there is a mistake somewhere. I know. Cause I have an agreement with God that I must see Nigeria change and see my daughter graduate from college.
Angel Death: Sorry boy. You don did 44uked up. Let me break it down for you.
1. You have consumed 17,666 gallon of beer in your life. The acidic content of that is 5,000 gallons of alcohol. Prior to that, you used to drink spirits like you were a spirit. Mostly cheap stuff sold in classless bottles on the streets of Naija. Let us break it down.
Shekpe = 3.7gallons.
Lion Gin with Colour = 5.09gallons.[[ha ha hahah, men I naija streets. Wow!]
Lion Gin without Colour = 3.8gallons.
Squadron = 4.7 gallons.
Pastis = 0.09gallons.
Calypso = 0.1gallons.
Root = 0.2gallons.
Burukutu = 0.5gallons.
Old palm wine = 3gallons.
Fresh pam wine = 1000gallons.
Son, Agabs, do you want us to go through your dirty laundry? God Damn it, it stinks.
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Agabs: Angel of Death are you angels permitted to even curse? I know I hung with the wrong crew, more so that my mental depth made it impossible for me to find intellectual company. What else could I have done other than contemplate life. How could I not listen to tupac and contemplate solomon while getting high. But even then, you give me no credit. I always made sure I drank enough water. Remember Initiially I would make sure I drink a gallon of ice chilled water when ever I got high. It was a way of minimizing the head aches.
Angel Death: Agabs, you stopped eating your greens.
Agabs: Common, please be reasonable.
Angel Death: Come son, what the hell you think this is? Heaven? This is life. There are universal rules. You stopped eating your greens. You wouldn't buy an Orange for fifty Naira cause you said it was too costly. Always telling stories how in your village as a kid, you and your friends would climb orange trees and peel oranges for yourselves and the elders down below. Not like you were one of those kids that cared about elders anyway.
Angel Death: Agabs, Beer/Alcohol gave you pleasure. You were never stingy when it came to that. But, spending money on fruits had you always judgmental. You took care of your fantasy but not your reality. Hence, your liver is shot. Your intestines are weak and your tummy is bloated. Wow!
Agabs: Angel, I made changes. I stopped drinking. See how my wife has been taking care of me. See how she always makes sure her kitchen is balanced. It is like the woman is crazy. She hears this has got a high content of Silica, and she spends my money on it. Just cause she doesn't want my skin to wrinkle. You just can't take me away from her like that? She has invested in me. If you take me away from her you are not being fair. She has worked hard to keep me healthy.
Agabs: Look at my daughter. Can't you see her beautiful eyes? She comes first in her class. Cause of her I started exercising again. Have been into some cool anaerobic exercises. I also take my vitamins cause I need to be here for her at least to a reasonable time.
Angel Death: Sorry, son, we aint even talked about how many pounds of tobacco you have smoked. Remember those times you smoked weed cause your friends were smoking weed? Don't you? You think those times don't count? Don't you think those few puffs were dangerous to your nervous system? Remember how your synapses were misfiring? Remember how suspicious and paranoid you got after every hit? Son, you hard your cards and you played em wrongly. Quit bitching. Time to die fool.
Agabs: Angel Death, can I pray? Can I say kiss good buy to my kid? Can I cuddle my baby mama one last time, please? Can I tell my baby mama I love her one last time. Plus, I need to write my 'will' cause I some niggers owe me money.
Angel Death: Sorry fool. You had your chance. Every time you felt bored, you should have talked to God. When you felt lonely you should have gone to church. Every time there was a premier league match, you should have drank tomato juice and not beer. Now your bitch ass negroe ass foolish bitch wants me to give him some time to pray. Ha ha ha ha hahah ahah. Wow. What foolery lives in humanity. So God can forgive you and not send you to hell? You know how much I loose when the people I kill don't go to hell? If you have an Idea how much the devil will pay, you wouldn't beg. You would rather fight - bitch ass agbero moda punking coward. Die, you bloody punking daiska. Die fool!. Die!.
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And I wake up in another world. Chai. God be merciful.
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Nemesis is chasing but, it is still wise to pump the breaks instead of running.
Hmn! This is life.
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