half brother's

Date: 30-11-2010 10:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: sophia
- at 30-11-2010 10:24 PM (14 years ago)
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One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for  while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

Posted: at 30-11-2010 10:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Riverniger1 at 30-11-2010 10:33 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha... good one  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 30-11-2010 10:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 1-12-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 1-12-2010 10:36 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2010 10:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 1-12-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted 1000times over.Funny shaaa...
Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 1-12-2010 11:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 30-11-2010 10:33 PM
hahaha... good one  Cheesy Cheesy
woman wrapper.u dey eye lyk say u neva see am b4.just to please her.abeg pb4 jare.
Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 05:48 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4, over and over again
Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:48 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sizzlingsofi at 2-12-2010 06:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Okay
Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:06 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 2-12-2010 07:52 AM (14 years ago)
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anoda okay.over posted.
Posted: at 2-12-2010 07:52 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sizzlingsofi at 2-12-2010 10:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  2-12-2010 07:52 AM
anoda okay.over posted.

Okay
Posted: at 2-12-2010 10:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 2-12-2010 10:35 AM (14 years ago)
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nne, this your joke don over due.... PB4..
Posted: at 2-12-2010 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 08:25 PM (14 years ago)
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 :'( :'(
wetin i come do here again
 :'( :'(
Posted: at 2-12-2010 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-12-2010 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Essyangel at 3-12-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- plainheart at 3-12-2010 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  2-12-2010 10:35 AM
nne, this your joke don over due.... PB4..

Na now me just dey read am and it is funnie  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

@poster, keep it up!  Grin   Grin  Grin  Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jtcrest at 3-12-2010 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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good one @ poster!!
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- felixomosexy at 3-12-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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equation balance 50/50
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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