half brother's

Date: 30-11-2010 10:24 pm (13 years ago) | Author: sophia

sizzlingsofi at 30-11-2010 10:24 PM (13 years ago)

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One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

Posted: at 30-11-2010 10:24 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Riverniger1 at 30-11-2010 10:33 PM (13 years ago)

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hahaha... good one Cheesy

Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm

Posted: at 30-11-2010 10:33 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 1-12-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Riverniger1 at 1-12-2010 10:36 PM (13 years ago)

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Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm

Posted: at 1-12-2010 10:36 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

emmajenic1 at 1-12-2010 11:06 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted 1000times over.Funny shaaa...

Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:06 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 1-12-2010 11:26 PM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 30-11-2010 10:33 PM

hahaha... good one Cheesy

woman wrapper.u dey eye lyk say u neva see am b4.just to please her.abeg pb4 jare.

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:26 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 05:48 AM (13 years ago)

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posted b4, over and over again

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:48 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

sizzlingsofi at 2-12-2010 06:06 AM (13 years ago)

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Okay

Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:06 AM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 2-12-2010 07:52 AM (13 years ago)

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anoda okay.over posted.

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 2-12-2010 07:52 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

sizzlingsofi at 2-12-2010 10:21 AM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: terryworld on 2-12-2010 07:52 AM

anoda okay.over posted.

Okay

Posted: at 2-12-2010 10:21 AM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Kristiantus at 2-12-2010 10:35 AM (13 years ago)

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nne, this your joke don over due.... PB4..

Posted: at 2-12-2010 10:35 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago)

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:'( :'(
wetin i come do here again
:'( :'(

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 2-12-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-12-2010 12:02 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:02 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Essyangel at 3-12-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago)

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lol

Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

plainheart at 3-12-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: Kristiantus on 2-12-2010 10:35 AM

nne, this your joke don over due.... PB4..

Na now me just dey read am and it is funnie Grin

@poster, keep it up! Grin

Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

jtcrest at 3-12-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago)

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good one @ poster!!

Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

felixomosexy at 3-12-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago)

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equation balance 50/50

Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

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