half brother's

Date: 30-11-2010 10:24 pm (13 years ago) | Author: sophia
- at 30-11-2010 10:24 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for  while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

Posted: at 30-11-2010 10:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Riverniger1 at 30-11-2010 10:33 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
hahaha... good one  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 30-11-2010 10:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 1-12-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
ok
Posted: at 1-12-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Riverniger1 at 1-12-2010 10:36 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
 Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2010 10:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- emmajenic1 at 1-12-2010 11:06 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Posted 1000times over.Funny shaaa...
Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- terryworld at 1-12-2010 11:26 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 30-11-2010 10:33 PM
hahaha... good one  Cheesy Cheesy
woman wrapper.u dey eye lyk say u neva see am b4.just to please her.abeg pb4 jare.
Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 05:48 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
posted b4, over and over again
Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:48 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- sizzlingsofi at 2-12-2010 06:06 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
Okay
Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:06 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- terryworld at 2-12-2010 07:52 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
anoda okay.over posted.
Posted: at 2-12-2010 07:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- sizzlingsofi at 2-12-2010 10:21 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: terryworld on  2-12-2010 07:52 AM
anoda okay.over posted.

Okay
Posted: at 2-12-2010 10:21 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- Kristiantus at 2-12-2010 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
nne, this your joke don over due.... PB4..
Posted: at 2-12-2010 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
 :'( :'(
wetin i come do here again
 :'( :'(
Posted: at 2-12-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-12-2010 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
 Huh?
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Essyangel at 3-12-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
lol
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- plainheart at 3-12-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: Kristiantus on  2-12-2010 10:35 AM
nne, this your joke don over due.... PB4..

Na now me just dey read am and it is funnie  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

@poster, keep it up!  Grin   Grin  Grin  Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- jtcrest at 3-12-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
good one @ poster!!
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- felixomosexy at 3-12-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
equation balance 50/50
Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
ReplyFollow
Login To Post Reply

Latest Updates

Rising Nigerian Singer, Gnewzy Who Was Kidnapped in Delta, Regains Freedom After 6 Days

Filmmaker, Mary Njoku Cries Out After Her 7am Flight Was Moved to 6pm Without Explanation

After Heavy Criticism, Teni Reveals Why She Prostrated to Greet Socialite IBD Bende on a Plane

Don't Choose to be Lonely Because of People - Judy Austin Dishes Tips on Fighting For 'Love'

Peter Obi Missing as EFCC Releases Names of 58 Former Governors That Embezzled N2.187 Trillion

Why I Am Hardly Seen in Public These Days - Veteran Actress, Stella Damasus Opens up (VID)

Amidst Witchcraft Accusations, Mercy Johnson Marks Daughter’s 4th Birthday in Style (VID)

Outcry As Lagos Govt Begins Demolition on Parts of Arowojobe, Mende Estate (Video)

Actress Genevieve Nnaji Appreciates Her Fans, Shares Special Moment From Fer 45th Birthday

More Featured Topics

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. Wofai Fada’s In-laws Release Public Statement Debunking Reports Of Her Marriage To Their Son

  2. Wofai Fada Defies In-Laws, Ties The Knot With Taiwo Cole In Traditional Ceremony (Photos & Vid)

  3. Peter Obi Missing as EFCC Releases Names of 58 Former Governors That Embezzled N2.187 Trillion

  4. Mercy Johnson's Husband Raises Awareness On Mental Health Amidst Angela Okorie's Claims

  5. Mohbad's PA, Darosha Grilled by Police, Spills More About Singer's Death & Hurried Burial

  6. "Why INEC’s Server Suffered Glitch During 2023 Presidential Polls" – Peter Obi

  7. Controversial singer, Portable Spotted On A Flight To Kenya With Wife, Bewaji Amid Online Drama

  8. Outcry As Lagos Govt Begins Demolition on Parts of Arowojobe, Mende Estate (Video)

  9. Why I Am Hardly Seen in Public These Days - Veteran Actress, Stella Damasus Opens up (VID)

  10. Actress Genevieve Nnaji Appreciates Her Fans, Shares Special Moment From Fer 45th Birthday

  11. How 40yr Old Man Lured 13yr Old Girl With N200 to His House & Held Her From January to March

  12. Amidst Witchcraft Accusations, Mercy Johnson Marks Daughter’s 4th Birthday in Style (VID)

  13. Don't Choose to be Lonely Because of People - Judy Austin Dishes Tips on Fighting For 'Love'

  14. After Heavy Criticism, Teni Reveals Why She Prostrated to Greet Socialite IBD Bende on a Plane

  15. Filmmaker, Mary Njoku Cries Out After Her 7am Flight Was Moved to 6pm Without Explanation

THIS WEEK

  1. Following CBN Directive, OPay, Palmpay, Others Clamps Down On Crypto

  2. Former Nollywood Star, Lola Alao Recounts Shocking Incident Of Assault While Working In Canada

  3. Billionaire's Daughter, DJ Cuppy Shares Wedding Bliss & Dreams Of Her Own Love Story

  4. "58 Ex-Govs Embezzled N2.187 Trillion" - EFCC Unveils Startling Revelations (See Full List)

  5. Security Forces Kill IPOB/ESN IED Specialist In Imo State

  6. Ipswich Town Promoted to The Premier League After 22 Years

  7. Lady Accuses Actress,Mercy Johnson Of Witchcraft, Says Angela Okorie Is Her Next Target (Video)

  8. Holy Spirit Always Gives Me Lotto Number Whenever We Don't Have Anything To Eat -Efotete Family

  9. Drama In Club As Sam Larry Gets Confronted By A Club Guest Over Mohbad’s Death (Video)

  10. Outrage As 40-year-old Man Allegedly Lures 13-year-old Girl With ₦200, Sparks National Debate

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 245
  • fineboy77 131
  • felicilin 123
  • Lade200 105
  • Holopid 76
Read More

Featured Topics

. Rising Nigerian Singer, Gnewzy Who Was Kidnapped in Delta, Regains Freedom After 6 Days

. Filmmaker, Mary Njoku Cries Out After Her 7am Flight Was Moved to 6pm Without Explanation

. After Heavy Criticism, Teni Reveals Why She Prostrated to Greet Socialite IBD Bende on a Plane

. Don't Choose to be Lonely Because of People - Judy Austin Dishes Tips on Fighting For 'Love'

. Peter Obi Missing as EFCC Releases Names of 58 Former Governors That Embezzled N2.187 Trillion

. Why I Am Hardly Seen in Public These Days - Veteran Actress, Stella Damasus Opens up (VID)

. Amidst Witchcraft Accusations, Mercy Johnson Marks Daughter’s 4th Birthday in Style (VID)

. Outcry As Lagos Govt Begins Demolition on Parts of Arowojobe, Mende Estate (Video)

.. Actress Genevieve Nnaji Appreciates Her Fans, Shares Special Moment From Fer 45th Birthday

. How 40yr Old Man Lured 13yr Old Girl With N200 to His House & Held Her From January to March

. Mohbad's PA, Darosha Grilled by Police, Spills More About Singer's Death & Hurried Burial

.. Wofai Fada Defies In-Laws, Ties The Knot With Taiwo Cole In Traditional Ceremony (Photos & Video)

. Mercy Johnson's Husband Raises Awareness On Mental Health Amidst Angela Okorie's Claims

.. "Why INEC’s Server Suffered Glitch During 2023 Presidential Polls" – Peter Obi

.. Controversial singer, Portable Spotted On A Flight To Kenya With Wife, Bewaji Amid Online Drama (Video)

.. Drama As Wofai Fada’s In-laws, The Cole Release Public Statement Debunking Reports Of Her Marriage To Their Son

. Following CBN Directive, OPay, Palmpay, Others Clamps Down On Crypto

. Nigeria Lady Calls Out Her Secondary School Teacher Whom Her Mother Entrusted Her To Over Alleged S3xual Abuse

. Liverpool v Tottenham: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

. Chelsea v West Ham: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

. DJ Cuppy Embraces Single Status, Celebrates Independence

More Featured Topics