OBJ's Lie Clock

Date: 01-11-2008 5:08 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Emeka Anyanwu
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- at 1-11-2008 05:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of> > St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of> clocks> > behind her. She asked, "What are all those> > clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are> Lie-Clocks.> > Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie,> the> > hands on your clock will move." "Oh,"> said> > Stella, "whose clock is that?"> "That's> > Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never> moved,> > indicating that he never told a
 lie."> > "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose> is that> > one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi> > Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice,> telling us> > that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."> > "Where's my husband Obasanjo's> clock?"> > asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in> Jesus'> > office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

Posted: at 1-11-2008 05:08 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Jboy4shezo at 1-11-2008 05:32 PM (12 years ago)
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I CAN U UR TALENT EM MY YOUNG MAN. EVEN IF NA TO TALK THE SAME JOKE 100 TIMES AND WE NO GO LAFF, ALL NA TALENT!
Posted: at 1-11-2008 05:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 1-11-2008 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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I CAN SEE UR TALENT EM MY YOUNG MAN EVEN IF NA TO TALK THE SAME JOKE 100 TIMES AND SAY NOBODY LAFF. ALL NA TALENT
Posted: at 1-11-2008 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 1-11-2008 07:39 PM (12 years ago)
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this is funny
Posted: at 1-11-2008 07:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-11-2008 11:13 PM (12 years ago)
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this joke has been posted b4
Posted: at 1-11-2008 11:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 2-11-2008 08:10 PM (12 years ago)
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its new to me, maybe he posted it before. its a lil funny but no stress. My comment is reserved
Posted: at 2-11-2008 08:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 3-11-2008 06:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmm.....
Posted: at 3-11-2008 06:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 4-11-2008 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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which kind dry joke be dis and an old one for that matter
bros u no try atall
Posted: at 4-11-2008 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 4-11-2008 01:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emmie on  4-11-2008 11:37 AM
which kind dry joke be dis and an old one for that matter
bros u no try atall


Na cement back dem take bundle you for here. wetin de do you? oya fly commot. kia
Posted: at 4-11-2008 01:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emzycas at 4-11-2008 02:48 PM (12 years ago)
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emmie which one come be ur own? post ya own make we see na. Mr over sabi.
Posted: at 4-11-2008 02:48 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 03:50 AM (12 years ago)
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make una free emmie. na im ojofree work na im e dey do so.
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 6-11-2008 09:16 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin   i beg make i go pis oo  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:16 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 09:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  6-11-2008 09:16 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin   i beg make i go pis oo  Grin Grin Grin Grin
waka fast b4 u go piss for body oh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 6-11-2008 02:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  6-11-2008 09:53 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on  6-11-2008 09:16 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin   i beg make i go pis oo  Grin Grin Grin Grin
waka fast b4 u go piss for body oh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


hhmm!! u sef...  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 6-11-2008 02:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emzycas at 6-11-2008 03:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Onyi no mind rezi jare, na sign of kolo 4 u. Rezi if u lie ur own fan go pass IBJ own.
Posted: at 6-11-2008 03:34 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- florrie at 6-11-2008 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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dats funny...
Posted: at 6-11-2008 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 05:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  6-11-2008 02:57 PM
Quote from: rezimero on  6-11-2008 09:53 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on  6-11-2008 09:16 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin   i beg make i go pis oo  Grin Grin Grin Grin
waka fast b4 u go piss for body oh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


hhmm!! u sef...  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
na suggestion oh
Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvlykristie at 8-11-2008 05:00 PM (12 years ago)
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na wa ooooooooooooooooooooh. d guy dey lie for federal shuo. Grin Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin Smiley
Posted: at 8-11-2008 05:00 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 06:13 PM (12 years ago)
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his lye is uncountable
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 8-11-2008 06:32 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
lmao
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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