Impossible to Please

Date: 01-12-2010 6:31 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Criss
- at 1-12-2010 06:31 PM (14 years ago)
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."


Posted: at 1-12-2010 06:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 1-12-2010 06:36 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4.sorry

Posted: at 1-12-2010 06:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 1-12-2010 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 1-12-2010 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-12-2010 07:19 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4.............
Posted: at 1-12-2010 07:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 1-12-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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u try.....but seen b4 Wink

Posted: at 1-12-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 06:07 AM (14 years ago)
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u hear say na posted b4
but that story is practically true

those women wanted the best of the best, finally they got the worst anong the bests
heheheheheheheeeeee
@poster u can do better next time
 Grin

Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:07 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- stranz at 2-12-2010 07:49 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 2-12-2010 07:49 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 2-12-2010 08:01 AM (14 years ago)
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okoko

Posted: at 2-12-2010 08:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 2-12-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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running
Posted: at 2-12-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 2-12-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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nne, wait now... wetin happen? who dey pursue you?
Posted: at 2-12-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 2-12-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  2-12-2010 10:36 AM
nne, wait now... wetin happen? who dey pursue you?




na dis post ooooooooo
running
Posted: at 2-12-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 2-12-2010 11:01 AM (14 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 2-12-2010 11:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Poster welcome Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abbeyfun2002 at 2-12-2010 11:44 AM (14 years ago)
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i no just undastand y i didnt laugh...
Posted: at 2-12-2010 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  2-12-2010 08:01 AM
okoko
mgbe eke
 Grin

Posted: at 2-12-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: abbeyfun2002 on  2-12-2010 11:44 AM
i no just undastand y i didnt laugh...
bcos ur laff don finish
 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-12-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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