![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 15-12-2010 08:11 AM (14 years ago)  (m) u knw ur rite 4 kirikiri
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 15-12-2010 08:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 15-12-2010 09:42 AM (14 years ago) (m) u get 3# blow?  ? u mean 3 naira blow? nooo i no dey sell small blow oooo 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 15-12-2010 09:42 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "laurine") laurine at 16-12-2010 12:04 AM (14 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "mibenne") mibenne at 16-12-2010 12:14 AM (14 years ago) (f) hahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaa, no network failure,if he redial am na mutuary direct. hahaha no right for here oh. Girlie u too much plz bring it on. | Posted: at 16-12-2010 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 16-12-2010 07:17 AM (14 years ago) (m) yeah no network failure 4 dat one dial and na his right to give that man a nice slap.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 16-12-2010 07:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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hiohiohiohio...u try
...which kind laff b dis..  na rich man laugh i.c | Posted: at 16-12-2010 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Freesmile") Freesmile at 16-12-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) (m) Hmmmmmm! | Posted: at 16-12-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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A certain young man who had spent the last 10 years in the USA was arrested by the Nigerian Police because he refused to bribe them for a minor traffic offense. He was amazed to be taken to the police station.
The young man was very upset and angry. He was ranting and raging at the policemen;
"you people don't know who I am, by the time I make one phone call you'll all wish you weren't born. I'm entitled to one phone call and you must let me make that call, I know my rights and I won't be trampled upon".
He went on and on raking at the station.
After a while the DPO couldn't take it any longer, and instructed a constable to throw the guy into the cell.
When the guy was pushed into the cell he continued ranting and raging as to how he was entitled to one phone call as part of his fundamental rights.
After a while the "president" in the cell got up and said
"ADC I don tire for all dis englis e dey blow. I beg give this man him phone call ojare".
At this time the ADC got up and gave the young man a resounding slap, 'gboaaaa'.
He then calmly asked him: "e dey ring abi make I re-dial?"
The young man meekly replied "NO..ooooooo no need to re-dial.....edey ring......Sir....e connect well well......
lwkmd!! hehe..E dey ring abi e connect well well.... ABEG C question ooo | Posted: at 17-12-2010 03:04 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 17-12-2010 10:08 AM (14 years ago) (m) A certain young man who had spent the last 10 years in the USA was arrested by the Nigerian Police because he refused to bribe them for a minor traffic offense. He was amazed to be taken to the police station.
The young man was very upset and angry. He was ranting and raging at the policemen;
"you people don't know who I am, by the time I make one phone call you'll all wish you weren't born. I'm entitled to one phone call and you must let me make that call, I know my rights and I won't be trampled upon".
He went on and on raking at the station.
After a while the DPO couldn't take it any longer, and instructed a constable to throw the guy into the cell.
When the guy was pushed into the cell he continued ranting and raging as to how he was entitled to one phone call as part of his fundamental rights.
After a while the "president" in the cell got up and said
"ADC I don tire for all dis englis e dey blow. I beg give this man him phone call ojare".
At this time the ADC got up and gave the young man a resounding slap, 'gboaaaa'.
He then calmly asked him: "e dey ring abi make I re-dial?"
The young man meekly replied "NO..ooooooo no need to re-dial.....edey ring......Sir....e connect well well......
lwkmd!! hehe..E dey ring abi e connect well well.... ABEG C question ooo u want that kind slap? i fit send 1 carton 4 u
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 17-12-2010 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 16-12-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago) (f) passing | Posted: at 16-12-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 19-12-2011 10:05 AM (13 years ago) (m) tombo 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 19-12-2011 10:05 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 20-12-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) (f) running | Posted: at 20-12-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 02:27 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 20-12-2011 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 20-12-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) (f) u try | Posted: at 20-12-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago) (m) ok
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 20-12-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 20-12-2011 07:50 PM (13 years ago) (m) Hmmm
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 20-12-2011 07:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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sue am 4 bed | Posted: at 20-12-2011 08:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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na ur mess go commit foreign suicide i pity u :'( :'( | Posted: at 20-12-2011 08:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 21-12-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago) (m) o boy na mess be that? 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 21-12-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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