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Date: 03-12-2010 5:20 am (13 years ago) | Author: Ayodele Salako
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to... tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Posted: at 3-12-2010 05:20 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 3-12-2010 07:15 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 3-12-2010 07:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 3-12-2010 09:54 AM (13 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 3-12-2010 09:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jtcrest at 3-12-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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real 50-50
Posted: at 3-12-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- 2YOUNG at 3-12-2010 01:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Useless Kid hahahahahahahahahahahahha
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-12-2010 01:26 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 3-12-2010 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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wahala dey
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 4-12-2010 09:01 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 4-12-2010 09:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ishola1000 at 4-12-2010 09:19 AM (13 years ago)
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do me i do u
Posted: at 4-12-2010 09:19 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 4-12-2010 01:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny but p......
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 4-12-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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no just write am finish ooo
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babayo1 at 4-12-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 2YOUNG on  3-12-2010 01:22 PM
Useless Kid hahahahahahahahahahahahha

No useless parent.
Posted: at 4-12-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 4-12-2010 10:33 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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