Invited to Dinner

A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday
night and have dinner with her parents. Since
this is such a big event, the girl announced to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. At the counter, the
pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family
pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl,"
the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to go
for hours and hours." The pharmacist, with a
laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the
boy will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls
parents house and meet his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and
is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head. A minute
passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer
with his head down. 10 minutes passes and
still no movement from the boy. Finally, after
20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
finally leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious. " The boy turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist!!"

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Posted: at 3-12-2010 09:51 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

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still laughing

Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 3-12-2010 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 3-12-2010 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

posted be 9

Posted: at 4-12-2010 09:41 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pb4

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Posted: at 5-12-2010 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

me too

Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 6-12-2010 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 6-12-2010 11:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac