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![-]( "Ashima") Ashima at 3-12-2010 02:49 PM (14 years ago)  (m) Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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![-]( "xter") xter at 3-12-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago) (m) for where? Nonsense!
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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i no die laughing........ 
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "yettyness") yettyness at 3-12-2010 11:09 PM (14 years ago) (f) Have pity. | Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 4-12-2010 07:14 AM (14 years ago) (m) why person go die laughing 4 dis kind zoke? 
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 4-12-2010 07:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ishola1000") ishola1000 at 4-12-2010 09:24 AM (14 years ago) (m) u try | Posted: at 4-12-2010 09:24 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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running ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 4-12-2010 01:33 PM (14 years ago) (m) dis thing nor funny at all ooo
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "kaycee22") kaycee22 at 4-12-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) (m) running ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jumping.......... | Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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flying  
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 5-12-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago) (m) make i comot
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 5-12-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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comot go where?
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 5-12-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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skipping | Posted: at 6-12-2010 10:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 6-12-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago) (m) hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa wondweful yoke abeg make i carry my dog go house b4 him go shit 4 road
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 6-12-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "kaycee22") kaycee22 at 6-12-2010 09:33 PM (14 years ago) (m) skipping
slidding | Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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ok
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "kaycee22") kaycee22 at 6-12-2010 09:48 PM (14 years ago) (m) ijaw lake Ok for wetin? | Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago) (m) ok for nothing ooooo huh!
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "royone") royone at 7-12-2010 12:51 PM (14 years ago) (m) abi make d man pay with d kisses wey him get | Posted: at 7-12-2010 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago) (m) 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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