The little boy asks his father

Date: 03-12-2010 3:55 pm (14 years ago) | Author: John Hope Onyedikachi
- at 3-12-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?" Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will.


find out anyway! Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then we set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the Delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared, saying: "You've Got Male."

Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- xter at 3-12-2010 03:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Na virus dem get no be male
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyi2010 at 3-12-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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@xter
why you talk so
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 3-12-2010 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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how pikin go dey ask how dem born am if no be virus
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyi2010 at 3-12-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Na you sabi
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- utarigwe at 3-12-2010 04:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  3-12-2010 03:59 PM
Na virus dem get no be male
trojan 4 dat matter
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 3-12-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Original odinga odinga Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 4-12-2010 08:45 AM (14 years ago)
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make dem format the boy cos virus na him he be.but pb4
Posted: at 4-12-2010 08:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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i was here Shocked
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-12-2010 07:11 PM (14 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-12-2010 07:14 PM (14 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hoyehyehmy at 5-12-2010 07:30 PM (14 years ago)
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kool one
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- queclove at 5-12-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago)
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THAT MALE NA COMPLETE VIRUS. MAKE HIM PAPA GO FORMATE AM
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago)
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i shake my head
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-12-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: queclove on  5-12-2010 07:42 PM
THAT MALE NA COMPLETE VIRUS. MAKE HIM PAPA GO FORMATE AM
big one
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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