old man and his young wife

Date: 03-12-2010 4:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: John Hope Onyedikachi
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- at 3-12-2010 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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You see this young lad walks out of a store and sees an elderly man  sitting on a bench crying. This young lad walks over to the man to check  to see if he is O.k.! Young Lad: Sir, are you Okay?

 

Old Man: Yes, it's my birthday today (and he is still crying)

 

Young Lad: Wow, it's a special day for you.

 

Old Man.: Yes it is. I'm 82 today (and still crying.)

 

Young Lad: Even better, you look great for your age.

 

Old Man: Thank you, and I just got married (and he is still crying.)

 

Young Lad: Married!! Gee, that's great! 82 and married, wow! You've got a whole new life ahead of you.

 

Old Man: I married a 25 year old.

 

Young Lad: Holly Molly!! Even better.

 

Old Man: We have sex every day! (he's till crying)

 

Young Lad: I don't even have sex everyday, you lucky person you.

 

Old Man: Yes, I am, and I've forgotten where I lived

Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Selu at 3-12-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- utarigwe at 3-12-2010 04:21 PM (14 years ago)
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abeg try re explain d joke
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:21 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- kasiemobi at 3-12-2010 04:29 PM (14 years ago)
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okay,more needed
Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 3-12-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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me i no understand oo

Posted: at 3-12-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 3-12-2010 05:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted B4

terry no tell me say u neva read dis thing for dis forum b4 oo
Posted: at 3-12-2010 05:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-12-2010 05:57 PM (14 years ago)
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haahahahahah


D old man dey miss all those panshin Grin

Posted: at 3-12-2010 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 3-12-2010 06:01 PM (14 years ago)
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nawao for the old man oooo ......
Posted: at 3-12-2010 06:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-12-2010 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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To say na u nko?



abi na ur money him take dey buy viagra?

Posted: at 3-12-2010 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 3-12-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheheee..
Posted: at 3-12-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 3-12-2010 06:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  3-12-2010 06:03 PM
To say na u nko?



abi na ur money him take dey buy viagra?


well i no blame the old man .... ochoro ikparo agwu
Posted: at 3-12-2010 06:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-12-2010 09:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Wetin dat one mean?

Posted: at 3-12-2010 09:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 3-12-2010 10:19 PM (14 years ago)
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ask am oooo Grin

Posted: at 3-12-2010 10:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 4-12-2010 07:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  3-12-2010 09:45 PM
Wetin dat one mean?
him say d old man na u. Grin

Posted: at 4-12-2010 07:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 07:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  3-12-2010 06:03 PM
To say na u nko?



abi na ur money him take dey buy viagra?

wetin be viagra?Huh?  Cheesy Grin

Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-12-2010 07:51 PM (14 years ago)
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nice question
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 08:01 PM (14 years ago)
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who wan explain `?Huh?Huh? Grin

Posted: at 5-12-2010 08:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-12-2010 10:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  5-12-2010 08:01 PM
who wan explain `?Huh?Huh? Grin
lol u dey forbid to explain? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 5-12-2010 10:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 6-12-2010 07:32 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin carry me come here again?

Posted: at 6-12-2010 07:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-12-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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make the man no worry

i know where him dey live
make him come so that i go show am
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-12-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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