horny rooster

  A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the
young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.

At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwin...g the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow.
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."

Posted: at 6-12-2010 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

lol

Posted: at 6-12-2010 03:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

okay oo... na fowl story now abi...

Posted: at 6-12-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

if the farmer no take time,the rooster go screw him.

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Posted: at 7-12-2010 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

i know u must run

ever-running
but my own be say make u no jam that grand-mama wey dey for road oooo
 

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Posted: at 7-12-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 7-12-2010 02:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

it is like this rooster took viagra

Posted: at 7-12-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

u no know say i be elder abi

i am an old man so u better respect me
 

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Posted: at 8-12-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

thank you very much... true talk.

Posted: at 8-12-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero