AEROPLANE CONFESSION

Date: 03-11-2008 9:52 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Kelvin Junior
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- at 3-11-2008 09:52 PM (16 years ago)
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one day a couple boarded a plane alongside other passengers to New-York. 30 minutes to landing, it was announced that the weather was very bad and the plane might crash any time from now. Therefore as a typical nigerians, the couples decided to each confess their sins so that at least they will make heaven

HUSBAND: Darling i have not been faithful to you, i have been sleeping with the house girl and the cook for over a year now i pray God forgives me and accept my soul.

WIFE: me too i have sined, in fact our child junior is not ur son, the real father is the gardener, i also pray for God's forgiveness.

Just then it was annouced again that the weather was now very favourable, and that the plane will land sucessfully so no more crashing., come see the face of both husband and wife e be like say make them just vanish.

Posted: at 3-11-2008 09:52 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- grin_genius4lif at 3-11-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago)
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lol. the last sentence is very funny. wow kudos. this is fantastical yeh wetin i dey yan. keep up bro
Posted: at 3-11-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 3-11-2008 10:46 PM (16 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 3-11-2008 10:46 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 4-11-2008 08:37 AM (16 years ago)
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Good joke, very good for them!!!
Posted: at 4-11-2008 08:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-11-2008 03:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Hahahaa very very funny!!!
Posted: at 4-11-2008 03:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 4-11-2008 04:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Na God wan catch them
Posted: at 4-11-2008 04:38 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 4-11-2008 04:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Na God wan catch them
Posted: at 4-11-2008 04:40 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 4-11-2008 05:14 PM (16 years ago)
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Beta breeze na im blow and thier yansh just open waaaah for ground. LOL
Posted: at 4-11-2008 05:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 4-11-2008 05:20 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-11-2008 05:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 03:31 AM (16 years ago)
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the solution dey simple. make dem try rewind wetin dem talk Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 5-11-2008 10:30 AM (16 years ago)
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but the rewind button get fault now, how them go take manage do am
Posted: at 5-11-2008 10:30 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 10:34 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  5-11-2008 10:30 AM
but the rewind button get fault now, how them go take manage do am
na cassette abi na cd?
Posted: at 5-11-2008 10:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emekus4all at 5-11-2008 10:37 AM (16 years ago)
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wow thats a nice lesson to learn.
Posted: at 5-11-2008 10:37 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- larakruft at 5-11-2008 10:57 AM (16 years ago)
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oh boy! they surely need to vanish
Posted: at 5-11-2008 10:57 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Cutejustice at 5-11-2008 11:13 AM (16 years ago)
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So wetin go come happen 2 junior now?
Posted: at 5-11-2008 11:13 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 11:17 AM (16 years ago)
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u know wise? we resemble the couple? if you want answer ask the couple. the author go give you their address Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 5-11-2008 11:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 12:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Cutejustice on  5-11-2008 11:13 AM
So wetin go come happen 2 junior now?

U wan know??? Ok d parents go carry am give u as birthday gift... Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 5-11-2008 12:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 12:28 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  5-11-2008 12:12 PM
Quote from: Cutejustice on  5-11-2008 11:13 AM
So wetin go come happen 2 junior now?

U wan know??? Ok d parents go carry am give u as birthday gift... Smiley Smiley Smiley
why you wan fall the guy hand? u want make every know say cutejustice no know when dem born am? Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 12:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 03:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-11-2008 12:28 PM
Quote from: orezo on  5-11-2008 12:12 PM
Quote from: Cutejustice on  5-11-2008 11:13 AM
So wetin go come happen 2 junior now?
U wan know??? Ok d parents go carry am give u as birthday gift... Smiley Smiley Smiley
why you wan fall the guy hand? u want make every know say cutejustice no know when dem born am? Grin

ok dem no go dash am again. Dem go borrow am for 20yrs... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 06:07 PM (16 years ago)
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e go fit hold am?
Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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