Which Hole?

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."

"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my A*#S."  ???And the idiot went to Heaven.
 

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Posted: at 4-11-2008 08:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

emmie, wetin happen na. no be joke them call the forum...?

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Posted: at 4-11-2008 11:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lol very funny joke

Posted: at 4-11-2008 01:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Abeg na lafta i dey laf 4 my side o cos d hole, sorry the joke sweet no be small. Emmie, u dey dey satisfied at all?

Posted: at 4-11-2008 03:30 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

the guy get problem!

Posted: at 5-11-2008 04:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

so shld we.............. or i ........say.................... its good to be ..............................an .......................... idiot.              ....................

lol

Posted: at 5-11-2008 02:08 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

if e go carry me enter heaven, i go like be the biggest IDIOT full stop

Posted: at 5-11-2008 02:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

o boy i mean am oh. or you go like be philosopher or mathematician for hell instead of idiot for heaven? na ya  choice.

Posted: at 5-11-2008 04:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

O boy na true sha!!! bcos no formular fit change d judgement and no matter d theory propounded can change the judgement too... So wetin man go do but to burst hole for chair LOL

Posted: at 5-11-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thanks for dropping in everyone.

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Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac