Lesson in Observation

Date: 04-11-2008 11:46 am (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 4-11-2008 11:46 AM (16 years ago)
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A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."


Posted: at 4-11-2008 11:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- grin_genius4lif at 4-11-2008 11:59 AM (16 years ago)
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wicked lecturer
Posted: at 4-11-2008 11:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-11-2008 12:47 PM (16 years ago)
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not new
Posted: at 4-11-2008 12:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 4-11-2008 01:20 PM (16 years ago)
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but it nice now abi u dis man.
Posted: at 4-11-2008 01:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-11-2008 03:10 PM (16 years ago)
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men na wah ohh. why pple go dey post old jokes wen anoda pesin don post??? Abeg make we dey try dey compose our own jokes to avoid all dis things... Habi una no think so???
Posted: at 4-11-2008 03:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 03:49 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  4-11-2008 03:10 PM
men na wah ohh. why pple go dey post old jokes wen anoda pesin don post??? Abeg make we dey try dey compose our own jokes to avoid all dis things... Habi una no think so???
I tire sef oh. some go even know somebody don post b4 oh yet dem go still post am again. PIRACY don still reach here too?
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-11-2008 08:27 AM (16 years ago)
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Guys if the joke too old make you pass am now, na by force?

Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 09:32 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  6-11-2008 08:27 AM
Guys if the joke too old make you pass am now, na by force?
yes oh, na by force. we must kill Piracy and na u we wan take start Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-11-2008 09:41 AM (16 years ago)
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interesting Rezi, wat of those comedians who recycle ( its not called piracy). Piracy is a strong word Rezor

Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 09:51 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  6-11-2008 09:41 AM
interesting Rezi, wat of those comedians who recycle ( its not called piracy). Piracy is a strong word Rezor
the word strong so tay you no fit pronounce am? ok na PAI-RE-SI
Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-11-2008 09:59 AM (16 years ago)
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Whatz dat? xcuse me its pae-rei-see, na you no sabi pronounce.lol

Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 10:08 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  6-11-2008 09:59 AM
Whatz dat? xcuse me its pae-rei-see, na you no sabi pronounce.lol
sorry sir. Mr lecturer Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2008 10:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-11-2008 10:38 AM (16 years ago)
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I say I no be "Mr" you no dey see? I am a lady, not male.

Posted: at 6-11-2008 10:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 05:20 PM (16 years ago)
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I tire sef

Posted: at 30-11-2008 05:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-11-2008 07:39 PM (16 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed

Posted: at 30-11-2008 07:39 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 01:23 AM (16 years ago)
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     Nice one sillyjoker. You need to be observant.

Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:23 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 01:07 PM (16 years ago)
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sillyjokker you dey fear?
Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-12-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  1-12-2008 01:07 PM
sillyjokker you dey fear?

Noooo! na only small afraid catch me.

Posted: at 25-12-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 26-12-2008 12:06 AM (16 years ago)
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Na lie, u wey don dey shake 4 body.Abeg make una dey try post new things now.
Posted: at 26-12-2008 12:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 26-12-2008 12:06 PM (16 years ago)
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 Huh? lol
Posted: at 26-12-2008 12:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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