CLEVER GIRLS

Date: 06-11-2008 3:05 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 6-11-2008 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. 


She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"


The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"


She replies; "Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

Posted: at 6-11-2008 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- grin_genius4lif at 6-11-2008 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
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hum mdam oninye. This is very funny. so she means she coming with gbemu and ipahinkeke ryt?
Posted: at 6-11-2008 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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girls una no go stop!
Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 7-11-2008 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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She suppose expect sumtin na. Habi no be so dem dey do???
Posted: at 7-11-2008 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 10:02 AM (15 years ago)
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dat means all men go dey use only elbow na . no more hands
Posted: at 7-11-2008 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvlykristie at 7-11-2008 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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make the man just go find handicap wey dem cut e hand commot remain elbow so dat e go take dat one dey go errands for am e nor go need to carry anything if e dey go d message na just to use elbow take dey press door.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 12:49 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL

Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emzycas at 7-11-2008 01:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Onyiiii, u na too like gifts. Am sure the girl fit even wan make the guy dey use leg after that one cos the elbow self go don carry many things. Lovely one onyi.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- love_omotola at 7-11-2008 01:34 PM (15 years ago)
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this means guys should not go to a lady's house empty-handed.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 8-11-2008 07:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  6-11-2008 04:42 PM
hum mdam oninye. This is very funny. so she means she coming with gbemu and ipahinkeke ryt?

grin_genius, sorry i for answer u dat question, but for fact say i still dey on research for the meaning of gbemu and ipahinkeke, pls bear with me... lol
Posted: at 8-11-2008 07:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 8-11-2008 07:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emzycas on  7-11-2008 01:04 PM
Onyiiii, u na too like gifts. Am sure the girl fit even wan make the guy dey use leg after that one cos the elbow self go don carry many things. Lovely one onyi.


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-11-2008 07:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 10:47 AM (15 years ago)
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onyin u sure say no be you be the girl? na question sha oh
Posted: at 8-11-2008 10:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ufuoma4u at 8-11-2008 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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If guys should not go to a ladies house empty handed, What will the ladies go to a guys house with?
Posted: at 8-11-2008 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 04:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ufuoma4u on  8-11-2008 03:00 PM
If guys should not go to a ladies house empty handed, What will the ladies go to a guys house with?
you no know book? e SIMPLE na. ladies should no go FULL HANDED
Posted: at 8-11-2008 04:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-11-2008 05:49 PM (15 years ago)
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I rest my case... if any guy come my house empty handed, i go hug am wella.

Posted: at 8-11-2008 05:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 05:56 PM (15 years ago)
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wat u be gal or gay? show up baby sillyjoker. eh! Shocked
Posted: at 8-11-2008 05:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 06:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-11-2008 05:49 PM
I rest my case... if any guy come my house empty handed, i go hug am wella.
dat na the lie of the CENTURY. to prove am invite me come your place Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 06:35 PM (15 years ago)
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yeah ... he is gonna show u say he get kolomental... he will spoil you with saliva... kia... u wet and fall gidigba...LOL
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 8-11-2008 06:45 PM (15 years ago)
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first of all, why u go go for a chicks house empty handed?
if u no carry something come, just make a U-turn
this is a message to u guys, not a joke, so y'all better learn
onyi gurl thanks for delivering that message to this cheap guys here.........lol
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 06:50 PM (15 years ago)
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@e4ema carry on but... if you have true lover its not for business sake. Love is not business although money answers all but let love be unconditional.. u too carry plenty things come my house.LOL
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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