NEver Lie to Kids

Date: 06-11-2008 3:51 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 6-11-2008 03:51 PM (16 years ago)
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There was this guy sunbathing in the Nood at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl says, "What's under there?" So the man answers, "A bird."The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl"

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She
answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird.

After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its 2 eggs.
 
 

Posted: at 6-11-2008 03:51 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- grin_genius4lif at 6-11-2008 04:15 PM (16 years ago)
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wdf**k. this is Absurdity.  Please kids dont try this at home its not bird. ok?
Posted: at 6-11-2008 04:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emzycas at 6-11-2008 04:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Babyyyyy, y be say na only dis kind joke u dey post? well, e funny sha but nowadays, u no fit tell that kind lie to 2 yr old girl cos e don sabi wetin dey dere.
Posted: at 6-11-2008 04:49 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 05:34 PM (16 years ago)
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the pikin for fry the 2 eggs Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 6-11-2008 11:24 PM (16 years ago)
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The pikin try,but she 4 kill the mama of the bird.
Posted: at 6-11-2008 11:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 7-11-2008 09:10 AM (16 years ago)
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Why d girl go do dat kind thing??? She for leave d bird and the eggs na...LOL
Posted: at 7-11-2008 09:10 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 10:16 AM (16 years ago)
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na the bird find trouble na. why e go spit for the girl?
Posted: at 7-11-2008 10:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvlykristie at 7-11-2008 10:48 AM (16 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked y the pikin nor just leave am y e go play wit d bird abi dem tell am say na everything dem dey take play? even if she wan play wit am she for just cut am commot so dat e go just dey with am abi wetin u think? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2008 10:48 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 11:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: luvlykristie on  7-11-2008 10:48 AM
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked y the pikin nor just leave am y e go play wit d bird abi dem tell am say na everything dem dey take play? even if she wan play wit am she for just cut am commot so dat e go just dey with am abi wetin u think? Grin Grin Grin Grin
baby na waffi you from remove?
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emzycas at 7-11-2008 11:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  7-11-2008 10:16 AM
na the bird find trouble na. why e go spit for the girl?

Which kind trouble the bird find? u never hear wey dem dey talk say...Let the sleeping bird-sorry, sleeping dog lie...? well, i blame the guy wey open im bird in d presense of igwe nmadu.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:29 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 11:43 AM (16 years ago)
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very raw... but funny. Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 12:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emzycas on  7-11-2008 11:29 AM
Quote from: rezimero on  7-11-2008 10:16 AM
na the bird find trouble na. why e go spit for the girl?

Which kind trouble the bird find? u never hear wey dem dey talk say...Let the sleeping bird-sorry, sleeping dog lie...? well, i blame the guy wey open im bird in d presense of igwe nmadu.
but u know say according to the girl if the bird no spit she for no kill am. so na the bird find trouble
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ohakastar at 8-07-2012 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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d kid 4 fry d eggs
Posted: at 8-07-2012 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ExpertTbright at 8-07-2012 12:19 PM (12 years ago)
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na the poster b that little girl wen she was young
Posted: at 8-07-2012 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-07-2012 03:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Undecided
Posted: at 8-07-2012 03:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- princyboy at 9-07-2012 12:48 AM (12 years ago)
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No tym una no de play Ɯiƫh dis tin wey carry una come dis world
Y Ȼ b say d only joke wey woman sabi na ♍aƞ  dick Ȼ de end?
Posted: at 9-07-2012 12:48 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Shydaimma at 9-07-2012 06:42 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 9-07-2012 06:42 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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