A girl's confession to the pastor...

Date: 06-11-2008 8:15 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Ness
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- at 6-11-2008 08:15 PM (16 years ago)
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A PRETTY GIRL WENT TO CHURCH , TO MAKE A CONFESION TO A PRIEST,AND THE MAN ASKED HER WHAT IS THE MATTER. SHE THEN SAID MY BOYFRIEND DID SOMETHING BAD TO ME. THE PASTOR NOW KISSED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U SHE SAID NO, HE HUGGED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U SHE SAID NO, HE NOW PULLED OFF HER CLOTH AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U, SHE SAID NO,HE NOW MADE LOVE TO HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U? SHE SAID NO, THEN HE NOW SAID WHAT IS THE THING HE DID THAT IS MAKING U TO BE CRYING, THEN THE GIRL SAID HE GAVE ME AIDS, THE PASTOR,THEN FAINTED.....

Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- methodman at 6-11-2008 11:07 PM (16 years ago)
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Really funny, What a curious priest. He got what he deserved.
Posted: at 6-11-2008 11:07 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 7-11-2008 09:12 AM (16 years ago)
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Eyaaa. The preist go go heaven...LOL
Posted: at 7-11-2008 09:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 09:55 AM (16 years ago)
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e don chop apple na? e no suppose faint e suppose beleful
Posted: at 7-11-2008 09:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvlykristie at 7-11-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago)
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na im good for the priest e chop apple wey big pass am.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emzycas at 7-11-2008 12:47 PM (16 years ago)
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U dey there wen the thing dey happen? well, the priest no get wahala cos church money dey to cure the yanmayanma. Nice one
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:47 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 12:51 PM (16 years ago)
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MMMMM...

Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 7-11-2008 12:59 PM (16 years ago)
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d pastor dey do experiment which led to real practical and the result is out already.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:59 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 01:09 PM (16 years ago)
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na real practical...lol

Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 7-11-2008 01:13 PM (16 years ago)
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But what of if the pastor use condom nko?
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 01:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  7-11-2008 01:13 PM
But what of if the pastor use condom nko?
dem tell you say e use condom? if e use, e for no faint na. if you like go be pastor wey dey run things with female members you hear!!!
Posted: at 8-11-2008 01:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago)
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But... na wah for u guys oh.. this joke is not new and no head no shoulders kneees and toes in it. well  its not new and i can say its not Funny
Posted: at 8-11-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 02:45 PM (16 years ago)
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dat na your poison, na other people meat
Posted: at 8-11-2008 02:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 07:33 PM (16 years ago)
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u chop poison u no talk since. is that why you got running stomach..lol
Posted: at 8-11-2008 07:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- priya at 8-11-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago)
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 wow d girl really wanted it..................... Shocked sha d pastor don enjoy
Posted: at 8-11-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- a2yin at 8-11-2008 09:48 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahahaha im hearing dis 4 d very first time, it is so funny lol
Posted: at 8-11-2008 09:48 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: priya on  8-11-2008 08:40 PM
wow d girl really wanted it..................... Shocked sha d pastor don enjoy
and e go pay the price
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Samsong at 10-11-2008 08:04 PM (16 years ago)
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dis 1 funny, no be small
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:04 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 08:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Samsong on 10-11-2008 08:04 PM
dis 1 funny, no be small

very funny
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 08:44 PM (16 years ago)
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why you dey contradict yourself? you first talk say e no funny, now wey samsong say e funny you don change mouth. you get your own say?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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