Fart Lady

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop that!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way was it headed?"

Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:38 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah. The fart go smell eeeeeeeeeen, the waiter tried oooo for staying very close.

Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Funny.

Posted: at 8-11-2008 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

very funny

Posted: at 17-10-2011 06:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 17-10-2011 06:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 18-12-2011 07:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 18-12-2011 11:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hmmm is still smelling

Posted: at 19-12-2011 04:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

mess

Posted: at 19-12-2011 07:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

who mess

Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero