Fart Lady

Date: 07-11-2008 12:38 pm (12 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 7-11-2008 12:38 PM (12 years ago)
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A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop that!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way was it headed?"

Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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rib cracking Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emzycas at 7-11-2008 01:09 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah. The fart go smell eeeeeeeeeen, the waiter tried oooo for staying very close.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 01:35 PM (12 years ago)
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me i no know oh
Posted: at 8-11-2008 01:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 02:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Funny.
Posted: at 8-11-2008 02:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 26-09-2011 04:07 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-09-2011 04:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- collins91 at 17-10-2011 06:07 PM (9 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 17-10-2011 06:07 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 17-10-2011 06:17 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 17-10-2011 06:17 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 17-10-2011 06:25 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 17-10-2011 06:25 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nnamdiobineme at 18-12-2011 07:07 PM (9 years ago)
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not funny Huh? Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 18-12-2011 07:07 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MegaOneplusone at 18-12-2011 07:49 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 18-12-2011 07:49 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 18-12-2011 08:24 PM (9 years ago)
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 Embarrassed
Posted: at 18-12-2011 08:24 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-12-2011 11:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 18-12-2011 11:07 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 19-12-2011 10:19 AM (9 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-12-2011 10:19 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 19-12-2011 04:48 PM (9 years ago)
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hmmm is still smelling
Posted: at 19-12-2011 04:48 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 19-12-2011 05:24 PM (9 years ago)
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what is smelling?

Posted: at 19-12-2011 05:24 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 19-12-2011 07:59 PM (9 years ago)
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mess Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 19-12-2011 07:59 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 07:34 AM (9 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 20-12-2011 07:34 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-12-2011 01:42 PM (9 years ago)
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who mess
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:42 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 01:51 PM (9 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:51 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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