LITTLE JOHNYY B4 XMASS BREAK!!!

Date: 24-12-2010 2:18 am (14 years ago) | Author: ebony ogs
- at 24-12-2010 02:18 AM (14 years ago)
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TEACHER: TOMORROW THERE WILL BE A LECTURE ON SUN.
                 EVERYONE MUST ATTEND IT.

JOHNNY: NO MA'M! I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND IT.

TEACHER: WHY?

JOHNNY: MY MOTHER WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO GO SO FAR!!!
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TEACHER: JOHNNY, HOW OLD IS YOUR FATHER?

JOHNNY: AS OLD AS I AM.

TEACHER: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

JOHNNY: HE BECAME FATHER ONLY AFTER I WAS BORN MISS.
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Posted: at 24-12-2010 02:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Skypon2002 at 24-12-2010 07:27 AM (14 years ago)
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meaning what?

i dont understand
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Posted: at 24-12-2010 07:27 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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