Balance sheet

Date: 28-12-2010 2:29 pm (14 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
- at 28-12-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Our Birth is our Opening Balance

Our Death is our Closing Balance ?

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thoughts are our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account



Our aim is, to tally the Balance Sheet accurately.. ..... and the goal is, to get the 'Best Presented Accounts' Award
 
HAVE A NICE DAY

Posted: at 28-12-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- bodeniyi at 28-12-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Wonderful Words!!!!!! but this is a joke forum florish, shey you chop undone puff puff ni?
Posted: at 28-12-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 28-12-2010 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 28-12-2010 02:36 PM
Wonderful Words!!!!!! but this is a joke forum florish, shey you chop undone puff puff ni?
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-12-2010 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-12-2010 07:49 PM (14 years ago)
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florish ur kiss is our fixed capital and ur love is our deposit account.
Posted: at 28-12-2010 07:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- shinapeters at 28-12-2010 10:50 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin nice post
Posted: at 28-12-2010 10:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 29-12-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago)
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florish wetin be this one again?
i go yab u oooooo
 Wink Wink
Posted: at 29-12-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 29-12-2010 06:58 AM (14 years ago)
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yab ke?and u dey warn am b4 u begin?abeg start and am solidly behind u.
Posted: at 29-12-2010 06:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 29-12-2010 07:54 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin u chop?
Posted: at 29-12-2010 07:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-12-2010 08:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 29-12-2010 06:58 AM
yab ke?and u dey warn am b4 u begin?abeg start and am solidly behind u.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

if she try am again, i go finish am
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2010 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-12-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: deguzman on 29-12-2010 07:54 AM
wetin u chop?

kwili-kwili and moi-moi
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 29-12-2010 09:10 PM (14 years ago)
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E be like poster swallow egbo.
Posted: at 29-12-2010 09:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 30-12-2010 12:49 AM (14 years ago)
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bros abeg, wetin be egbo?
 Huh?
Posted: at 30-12-2010 12:49 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 22-03-2011 08:41 AM (14 years ago)
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good stuff you got..bravo
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-03-2011 08:50 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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