dead body

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family
>including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they were
>visiting Jerusalem. George's mother-in-law died. With the death certificate
>in hand, George went to the nigerian Consulate Office to make arrangements
>to send the body back to nigeria for proper burial.
>
>The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George,
>"The sending of a body back to nigeria for burial is very, very
>expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00." The Consul continues, "In
>most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury
>the body here. This would only cost $150.00."
>
>George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost
>
>to send the body back; that's what I want to do."
>
>The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have loved your mother-in-law
>
>very much considering the difference in price."
>
>"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many years ago
>of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose
>from the dead. I just can't take that chance

Posted: at 9-11-2008 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

e no want make the mother-in law rise from the dead abi?

Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

must it be?

Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok. the mother in law must have been a pain the man's arse. does that satisfy you?

Posted: at 9-11-2008 06:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 Wetin the guy mother-inlaw do am like this? Make im wife no hear am oooohhhhh!

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Posted: at 9-11-2008 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Do you have any IQ at all?

Posted: at 9-11-2008 09:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

you got none.... u have no manner of communication....u re raw...wake up

Posted: at 9-11-2008 09:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thats what you know ..... I know where u re going...but im gonna pix u off...u yell and squeal on the floor...if you try mess up wiv me

Posted: at 10-11-2008 02:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

grin you well at all?

Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and i need answer fast fast

Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac