Birthday Gift

Date: 09-11-2008 5:15 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 05:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."

So the that's what Joe did.

The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said Joe.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling 'I'll be back in an hour!!'
 Shocked Shocked Shocked


Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 05:25 PM (13 years ago)
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certificate wahala. so the man no dey perform reach abi
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:23 PM (13 years ago)
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all these jokes Its peeve to me
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 08:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 09:05 PM (13 years ago)
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yeah u gor it
Posted: at 9-11-2008 09:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  9-11-2008 09:05 PM
yeah u gor it
no
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 04:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Bring it on pals

Posted: at 30-11-2008 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-11-2008 07:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 30-11-2008 07:17 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 02:17 AM (13 years ago)
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   Certificate for sex. That's nice.

Posted: at 1-12-2008 02:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 3-12-2008 06:40 AM (13 years ago)
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heheheee!! SEX CERTIFICATE??  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 3-12-2008 06:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 08:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Kia...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 08:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 03:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  3-12-2008 08:27 AM
Kia...

you mean KAI? Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-12-2008 03:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 16-12-2008 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 16-12-2008 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kennycynth at 16-12-2008 03:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 16-12-2008 03:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 16-12-2008 04:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  3-12-2008 08:27 AM
Kia...
dat na moto name ohhhhh
Posted: at 16-12-2008 04:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 16-12-2008 04:46 PM (12 years ago)
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rezi i think say u don travel go ur village 4 xmas, bcos since today u dey offline
Posted: at 16-12-2008 04:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 20-12-2008 12:01 PM (12 years ago)
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no kenny... rezi didn't travel, orezo travelled 2wks back to his village... he's been offline for long time  Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-12-2008 12:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sequence_02 at 20-12-2008 01:41 PM (12 years ago)
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CERTIFICATE 4 SEX. Intresting
Posted: at 20-12-2008 01:41 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 21-12-2008 03:09 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 21-12-2008 03:09 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-12-2008 02:29 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Cool Cool Cool Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Tongue Tongue Tongue Undecided Undecided Undecided Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 21-12-2008 02:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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