From a mother with love

Date: 07-01-2011 9:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
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- at 7-01-2011 09:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- shinapeters at 7-01-2011 09:39 PM (14 years ago)
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GCE!
Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 17-01-2011 03:45 AM (14 years ago)
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did u say GCE?
this one n JAMB oooooo Grin Grin Grin

@shinapeters,
i cant stop luving u Grin Grin Grin Kiss

Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:45 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 03:49 AM (14 years ago)
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wow!  dats good 2 hear oooohh @skypon
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-01-2011 04:16 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
xavexdos u don come again oooo

anyway, she is my everything.......... my rice, honey, darling, sweetheart, and anything good u can think of Grin

Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:16 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 07:39 PM (14 years ago)
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funny joke wit funny peeps reading**
Posted: at 17-01-2011 07:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 10:01 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah! dat y u r in d jokes forum
Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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hmn**
Posted: at 18-01-2011 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 18-01-2011 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 18-01-2011 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 18-01-2011 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
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aki hapi new yr
Posted: at 18-01-2011 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samueladebayo78 at 18-01-2011 06:07 PM (14 years ago)
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WOW DAT'S A GREAT JOB U DID THEREKEEP IT UP CAUSE UR REWARD IS ON THE SEA AND IT IS GONNA TAKE ETERNITY BEFORE IT GETS TO U. THANKS 4RM TEE-BOY4LOVE
Posted: at 18-01-2011 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 06:40 PM (14 years ago)
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hmn**eternity ke?
Posted: at 18-01-2011 06:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 19-01-2011 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on 18-01-2011 05:07 PM
aki hapi new yr
I wish d same...bros.
Posted: at 19-01-2011 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 19-01-2011 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 19-01-2011 04:53 PM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 18-01-2011 05:07 PM
aki hapi new yr
I wish u d same...bros.
Posted: at 19-01-2011 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 19-01-2011 05:56 PM (14 years ago)
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so, is there anythinng 4 me?
Posted: at 19-01-2011 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-01-2011 08:02 AM (14 years ago)
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was here

Posted: at 20-01-2011 08:02 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 20-01-2011 08:33 AM (14 years ago)
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here was
Posted: at 20-01-2011 08:33 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-01-2011 08:37 AM (14 years ago)
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and?

Posted: at 20-01-2011 08:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 20-01-2011 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on 19-01-2011 05:56 PM
so, is there anythinng 4 me?
Yeah!...i gave it to terry, ask him ! Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2011 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 20-01-2011 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on  7-01-2011 09:24 PM
Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

This is ridiculious
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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