Spaghetti

Date: 10-01-2011 9:51 pm (13 years ago) | Author: bukola morawo
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Posted: at 10-01-2011 09:51 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- shinapeters at 10-01-2011 09:54 PM (13 years ago)
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i like Grin Grin Grin
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- terryworld at 10-01-2011 10:41 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-01-2011 10:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 10-01-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 10-01-2011 10:58 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 08:05 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
comments reserved Angry
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- Kristiantus at 11-01-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 10-01-2011 10:58 PM
hmmmmmmm
Grin Grin Grin
speak out man... Grin
Posted: at 11-01-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 06:33 PM (13 years ago)
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- xavexdo5 at 11-01-2011 06:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-01-2011 06:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 06:46 PM (13 years ago)
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,
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- monasea at 2-02-2011 03:40 PM (13 years ago)
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ohhh nice  2 with meatballs 1 without.
triplets huuuuu
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- Fexy at 2-02-2011 04:29 PM (13 years ago)
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me likeeeeeeee
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- uchechrs at 2-02-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago)
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OK BUT DONT UNDERSTAND. THREE TIMES SPAGHETTI MEANING?Huh?Huh??
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Quote from: Fexy on  2-02-2011 04:29 PM
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- uchechrs at 2-02-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  2-02-2011 04:37 PM
Quote from: Fexy on  2-02-2011 04:29 PM
me likeeeeeeee

und me likeeeeeeee du

YEYE, NA THE JOKE YOU LIKE ABI NA EMEJURU??
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- DaCutest at 2-02-2011 07:59 PM (13 years ago)
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9ce joke.........
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- florish4love at 2-02-2011 08:05 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
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- nellkiss at 2-02-2011 10:04 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahh
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- Skypon2002 at 3-02-2011 07:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  2-02-2011 04:37 PM
Quote from: Fexy on  2-02-2011 04:29 PM
me likeeeeeeee

und me likeeeeeeee du
nd me like the three of us Grin
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
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- Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 08:51 AM (13 years ago)
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how much u buy ur eyeglasses nah?
i like am ooooo
borrow me pls Grin Grin
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