Man & Wife in Court: Sshe tink say she get sense???

A man & his wife were in court 4 divorce. D problem is who gets d custody of d child. D wife jumps up & said, ur honour I brought d child in 2 this world in pains & labour, he should be in my custody. D Judge turns to d husband & ask what he has 2 say. D man then said calmly ur honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM machine & cash comes out... whose cash is it?:.............. D machine's or mine?

la lolo

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Posted: at 12-01-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hmm

Posted: at 12-01-2011 04:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

answer joor

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Posted: at 12-01-2011 05:27 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

The cash be for the machine, has the man not push his card in some machine without money coming out, this machine was good that was why cash came out so he should go and consult and come back to court.

Posted: at 12-01-2011 10:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

This is a very very funny joke. i love it.

Posted: at 13-01-2011 08:54 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

danke freunde geht es

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Posted: at 13-01-2011 09:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

was? Wie geht es dir?
Danke und bitte

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Posted: at 13-01-2011 09:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

Königin bitte

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Posted: at 13-01-2011 10:30 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

wa husbch dir freunde

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Posted: at 13-01-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

terry world enuf of the language abeg...  dis vun wuj knager

Posted: at 13-01-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming