AMERICAN PATROIT

Date: 11-11-2008 11:39 am (16 years ago) | Author: martins kelvin
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- at 11-11-2008 11:39 AM (16 years ago)
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An american patroit who was dying on a sick bed
said to the nurse on duty
 '' i wish i could kiss the american flag before i die,''
the nurse replied i have a tatoo of it on my butt, 
the man kissed it and said now please   turn let me kiss the bush

cheers

Posted: at 11-11-2008 11:39 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- onyinyenaija at 11-11-2008 11:46 AM (16 years ago)
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na e be say if e kiss the bush... no more death for am...automatic recovery... Grin 
Posted: at 11-11-2008 11:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 11:51 AM (16 years ago)
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No be small thing oh
Posted: at 11-11-2008 11:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- silencer at 11-11-2008 12:05 PM (16 years ago)
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no be small thing i agree grin_genuse
wetin the nurse see before she go draw that kind tatoo for her butt
and i think not only kissing the flag  and the bush i feel some other hing took plce like gabage-in and gabage_out maybe that was how the man got heal you know now
haven't you heard about ''segxwal healing''
Posted: at 11-11-2008 12:05 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: silencer on 11-11-2008 12:05 PM
no be small thing i agree grin_genuse
wetin the nurse see before she go draw that kind tatoo for her butt
and i think not only kissing the flag  and the bush i feel some other hing took plce like gabage-in and gabage_out maybe that was how the man got heal you know now
haven't you heard about ''segxwal healing''

Na true you talk oh. The lady get am for hand...she wan helep the hosibitu do sentual healing...abi wetin dem dey call am?
Posted: at 11-11-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 11-11-2008 01:30 PM (16 years ago)
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U sure sey d man sick b4??? habi no be congee dey worry am???LOL
Posted: at 11-11-2008 01:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 11-11-2008 01:42 PM (16 years ago)
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funny ( laughs)

Posted: at 11-11-2008 01:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 11-11-2008 01:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 11-11-2008 12:29 PM
Quote from: silencer on 11-11-2008 12:05 PM
no be small thing i agree grin_genuse
wetin the nurse see before she go draw that kind tatoo for her butt
and i think not only kissing the flag  and the bush i feel some other hing took plce like gabage-in and gabage_out maybe that was how the man got heal you know now
haven't you heard about ''segxwal healing''

Na true you talk oh. The lady get am for hand...she wan helep the hosibitu do sentual healing...abi wetin dem dey call am?

She be good promoter na...LOL
Posted: at 11-11-2008 01:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 11-11-2008 01:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: silencer on 11-11-2008 12:05 PM
no be small thing i agree grin_genuse
wetin the nurse see before she go draw that kind tatoo for her butt
and i think not only kissing the flag  and the bush i feel some other hing took plce like gabage-in and gabage_out maybe that was how the man got heal you know now
haven't you heard about ''segxwal healing''

silencer u sure say no be u be that Naija Patroit abi u call am American Patroit ... bcos as ur mouth dey for this joke u go dey sick wayo wayo sickness make nurse for come touch u..lol
Posted: at 11-11-2008 01:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 11-11-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago)
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...na congee fever dey worry d man, na why him dey use kisses as pills.
Posted: at 11-11-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 03:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Now i know say dem plan dat film...panty nurse and patient dem use style con do me i do you for inside the place Grin
Posted: at 11-11-2008 03:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- silencer at 11-11-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 11-11-2008 03:18 PM
Now i know say dem plan dat film...panty nurse and patient dem use style con do me i do you for inside the place Grin

O BOY , the gods are not to blame then who is to be B, IT IS A NATURAL THING ABI YOU NEVA HEAR ABOUT ONE MAN WEY WON DIE COM REMEMBER SAY HIM NEIGHBOR THE CHAS E HIM WIFE come come back to life ... the is  it
Posted: at 11-11-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 03:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Silencer you funny oh...So healing dey for inside dat thing since this days...Na another planning agenda for a new clinic be dat...i dey think am still
Posted: at 11-11-2008 03:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 11-11-2008 04:00 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 11-11-2008 01:52 PM
Quote from: silencer on 11-11-2008 12:05 PM
no be small thing i agree grin_genuse
wetin the nurse see before she go draw that kind tatoo for her butt
and i think not only kissing the flag  and the bush i feel some other hing took plce like gabage-in and gabage_out maybe that was how the man got heal you know now
haven't you heard about ''segxwal healing''

silencer u sure say no be u be that Naija Patroit abi u call am American Patroit ... bcos as ur mouth dey for this joke u go dey sick wayo wayo sickness make nurse for come touch u..lol

TOUCH TOUCH NA CRIME???LOL
Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 11-11-2008 04:09 PM (16 years ago)
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na the nurse find trouble oh. na original flag the guy been want b4, but the way e be so, e be like say the man neva ready to die
Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Samsong at 11-11-2008 06:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: silencer on 11-11-2008 11:39 AM
An american patroit who was dying on a sick bed
said to the nurse on duty
 '' i wish i could kiss the american flag before i die,''
the nurse replied i have a tatoo of it on my butt, 
the man kissed it and said now please   turn let me kiss the bush

cheers
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-11-2008 06:36 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 11-11-2008 08:17 PM (16 years ago)
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must you quote the whole joke again?
Posted: at 11-11-2008 08:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 08:22 PM (16 years ago)
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u dey do more than that sometimes leave him alone
Posted: at 11-11-2008 08:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 11-11-2008 08:54 PM (16 years ago)
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i talk to you? aproko like you
Posted: at 11-11-2008 08:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 12-11-2008 12:45 AM (16 years ago)
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hahaahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Posted: at 12-11-2008 12:45 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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