The lift

A  fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a  mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,  but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could  move apart and then slide back together  again.
The  boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father  (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son,  I have never seen anything like this in my life, 

I  don't know what it is.'

While the boy and  his father were watching with amazement,   
 A  fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the  moving walls and pressed a button.   
 The  walls opened, and the lady rolled between them  into a small room.

The  walls closed, and the boy and his father watched  the small numbers above the walls light up  sequentially.. They continued to watch until it  reached the last number, and then the numbers  began to light in the reverse  order.

Finally the walls opened up again  and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped  out.

The father, not taking his eyes off  the young woman, said quietly to his  son.


'Go get your  Mother.'

    

Posted: at 14-01-2011 03:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u go too fear..lol

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin? abi u sef go like transform? *winks*

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

same old song....

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

all you b4 b4 pple don come again o.  

Posted: at 14-01-2011 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No vex, u need to refresh and post 'not seen before' b4 b4 pple may not complain again.

Posted: at 16-01-2011 06:04 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

nice!

Posted: at 16-01-2011 12:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

lol

Posted: at 16-01-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No mind al ds b4 b4 pple o.. D funny tin b say, dem no dey post. Kip d joke cracking jor, who no laugh go smile*

Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

wo ask u to talk self?
abi i talk to u?

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Posted: at 21-01-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero