VERY BAD NEWS

Date: 17-01-2011 5:16 am (14 years ago) | Author: Felix Martins
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- at 17-01-2011 05:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the VERY bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

Posted: at 17-01-2011 05:16 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- shinapeters at 17-01-2011 08:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: felixworld on 17-01-2011 05:16 AM
Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the VERY bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

ok
Posted: at 17-01-2011 08:53 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- denoski at 17-01-2011 09:07 AM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 17-01-2011 09:07 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 17-01-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4.
Posted: at 17-01-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Nt funny...
Posted: at 17-01-2011 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- do4sure at 17-01-2011 01:12 PM (14 years ago)
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alright
Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 17-01-2011 01:30 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahha u make me laugh u try keep it up
Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Teeteeylaryor at 17-01-2011 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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okay...........na die
Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 17-01-2011 01:54 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin?
Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 02:38 PM (14 years ago)
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help me ask dem o..
Posted: at 17-01-2011 02:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 17-01-2011 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 17-01-2011 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Teeteeylaryor at 17-01-2011 04:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 17-01-2011 03:25 PM
posted b4
na only you dey know..............................................!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 17-01-2011 05:08 PM (14 years ago)
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and i com join am knw now
Posted: at 17-01-2011 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 17-01-2011 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Hw many joke terry don post? I wan knw..
Posted: at 17-01-2011 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 10:32 PM (14 years ago)
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u no knw?
Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 18-01-2011 06:58 AM (14 years ago)
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seen
Posted: at 18-01-2011 06:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-01-2011 07:41 AM (14 years ago)
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@coolandrea.lol
u wan tease me abi u wan compliment me?
Cos i neva slap u 4 boobs make u dey talk abi?
Posted: at 18-01-2011 07:41 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- greysam at 18-01-2011 08:28 AM (14 years ago)
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nice joo
Posted: at 18-01-2011 08:28 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 08:42 AM (14 years ago)
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If i knw, i won't have ask..
Posted: at 18-01-2011 08:42 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 20-01-2011 12:27 PM (14 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 20-01-2011 12:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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