No Joke (Page 2)

Date: 19-01-2011 9:48 am (14 years ago) | Author: Segun
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- Riverniger1 at 22-01-2011 11:26 PM (14 years ago)
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enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
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  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?
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God forbid...

you dey fear to become mami water?? Grin Grin
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  yes naa..how i go come riverniger dis nite come meet u??
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 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed..
where u house dey?? Grin Grin
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 river benue Grin Grin
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i dey come....u get any rubber at home?Huh?Huh?(durex)

Posted: at 22-01-2011 11:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 22-01-2011 11:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:26 PM
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enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
[/quote]
  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?
[/quote]
God forbid...

you dey fear to become mami water?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
  yes naa..how i go come riverniger dis nite come meet u??
[/quote]

 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed..
where u house dey?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
 river benue Grin Grin
[/quote]

i dey come....u get any rubber at home?Huh?Huh?(durex)
[/quote]
dey come i even get iron 4 house...
Posted: at 22-01-2011 11:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 22-01-2011 11:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 11:36 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:26 PM
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enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?
[/quote]
God forbid...

you dey fear to become mami water?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
  yes naa..how i go come riverniger dis nite come meet u??
[/quote]

 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed..
where u house dey?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
 river benue Grin Grin
[/quote]

i dey come....u get any rubber at home?Huh?Huh?(durex)
[/quote]
dey come i even get iron 4 house...
[/quote]
omg...iron?Huh??? u like am kinky?Huh???make i carry skypon and terry come? Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-01-2011 11:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 22-01-2011 11:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:46 PM
Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 11:36 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:26 PM
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enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?
God forbid...

you dey fear to become mami water?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
  yes naa..how i go come riverniger dis nite come meet u??
[/quote]

 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed..
where u house dey?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
 river benue Grin Grin
[/quote]

i dey come....u get any rubber at home?Huh?Huh?(durex)
[/quote]
dey come i even get iron 4 house...
[/quote]
omg...iron?Huh??? u like am kinky?Huh???make i carry skypon and terry come? Grin Grin
[/quote]
  abeg no carry skypon,,his face dey fear me wella.
Posted: at 22-01-2011 11:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 12:02 AM (14 years ago)
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@nellkiss..i 4get that sypon dey kirikiri....i dey come...alone... Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-01-2011 12:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 23-01-2011 12:08 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 23-01-2011 12:02 AM
@nellkiss..i 4get that sypon dey kirikiri....i dey come...alone... Grin Grin
dey come na but u no say dis ur pics fine pass dat brain wey u be dey use b4..
Posted: at 23-01-2011 12:08 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sixtyhoneyy at 23-01-2011 12:13 AM (14 years ago)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-01-2011 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 12:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on 23-01-2011 12:08 AM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 23-01-2011 12:02 AM
@nellkiss..i 4get that sypon dey kirikiri....i dey come...alone... Grin Grin
dey come na but u no say dis ur pics fine pass dat brain wey u be dey use b4..
thanks.......abeg go open door for me...

Rose Flower

Posted: at 23-01-2011 12:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 23-01-2011 12:18 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on 23-01-2011 12:13 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
  oya go sleep or u close ur eyes
Posted: at 23-01-2011 12:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nellkiss at 23-01-2011 12:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 23-01-2011 12:16 AM
Quote from: nellkiss on 23-01-2011 12:08 AM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 23-01-2011 12:02 AM
@nellkiss..i 4get that sypon dey kirikiri....i dey come...alone... Grin Grin
dey come na but u no say dis ur pics fine pass dat brain wey u be dey use b4..
thanks.......abeg go open door for me...

Rose Flower

  oky make i get d iron along so d work go easy..
Posted: at 23-01-2011 12:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lakito at 23-01-2011 04:49 AM (14 years ago)
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*u bless my night with this*..thx
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2011 12:17 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 10:34 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 10:21 PM
Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 10:17 PM
i no fit read dis, i waka..

abeg waka come my house...i fit help u read am Shocked Shocked
   ok na..which way i go follow come?..
follow any road Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-01-2011 12:17 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2011 12:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 10:44 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 10:37 PM
Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 10:34 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 10:21 PM
Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 10:17 PM
i no fit read dis, i waka..

abeg waka come my house...i fit help u read am Shocked Shocked
   ok na..which way i go follow come?..

enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?

afraid catch u? Grin

Posted: at 24-01-2011 12:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2011 12:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:26 PM
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enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
[/quote]
  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?
[/quote]
God forbid...

you dey fear to become mami water?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
  yes naa..how i go come riverniger dis nite come meet u??
[/quote]

 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed..
where u house dey?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
 river benue Grin Grin
[/quote]

i dey come....u get any rubber at home?Huh?Huh?(durex)
[/quote]

wetin u wan use am do?

Posted: at 24-01-2011 12:21 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2011 12:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 11:36 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:26 PM
[

enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?
[/quote]
God forbid...

you dey fear to become mami water?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
  yes naa..how i go come riverniger dis nite come meet u??
[/quote]

 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed..
where u house dey?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
 river benue Grin Grin
[/quote]

i dey come....u get any rubber at home?Huh?Huh?(durex)
[/quote]
dey come i even get iron 4 house...
[/quote]

huh
river na him be say she go break ur head with the iron ooooo Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-01-2011 12:22 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2011 12:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:46 PM
Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 11:36 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:26 PM
[

enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?
God forbid...

you dey fear to become mami water?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
  yes naa..how i go come riverniger dis nite come meet u??
[/quote]

 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed..
where u house dey?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
 river benue Grin Grin
[/quote]

i dey come....u get any rubber at home?Huh?Huh?(durex)
[/quote]
dey come i even get iron 4 house...
[/quote]
omg...iron?Huh??? u like am kinky?Huh???make i carry skypon and terry come? Grin Grin
[/quote]

i no come forum today ooooo
so na only terry u go carry go Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-01-2011 12:25 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2011 12:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 11:53 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:46 PM
Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 11:36 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:26 PM
[

enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?
God forbid...

you dey fear to become mami water?? Grin Grin
  yes naa..how i go come riverniger dis nite come meet u??
[/quote]

 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed..
where u house dey?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
 river benue Grin Grin
[/quote]

i dey come....u get any rubber at home?Huh?Huh?(durex)
[/quote]
dey come i even get iron 4 house...
[/quote]
omg...iron?Huh??? u like am kinky?Huh???make i carry skypon and terry come? Grin Grin
[/quote]
  abeg no carry skypon,,his face dey fear me wella.
[/quote]

 :'( :'( :'(
i go do plastic surgery Grin

Posted: at 24-01-2011 12:27 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2011 12:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 23-01-2011 12:02 AM
@nellkiss..i 4get that sypon dey kirikiri....i dey come...alone... Grin Grin
them don release u? Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-01-2011 12:28 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nellkiss at 24-01-2011 10:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 24-01-2011 12:27 AM
Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 11:53 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:46 PM
Quote from: nellkiss on 22-01-2011 11:36 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-01-2011 11:26 PM
[

enter okada...tell am riverniger....i dey wait ooooooo Grin Grin
  riverniger??? hmmm..u be papi water or wetin?
God forbid...

you dey fear to become mami water?? Grin Grin
  yes naa..how i go come riverniger dis nite come meet u??

 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed..
where u house dey?? Grin Grin
[/quote]
 river benue Grin Grin
[/quote]

i dey come....u get any rubber at home?Huh?Huh?(durex)
[/quote]
dey come i even get iron 4 house...
[/quote]
omg...iron?Huh??? u like am kinky?Huh???make i carry skypon and terry come? Grin Grin
[/quote]
  abeg no carry skypon,,his face dey fear me wella.
[/quote]

 :'( :'( :'(
i go do plastic surgery Grin
[/quote]
 go do am sharp sharp d thin d fear me  :'( :'( :'( :'(
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- ceejay58 at 25-01-2011 01:11 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: elusakin on 19-01-2011 09:48 AM
THE THREE TREES
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Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams.


The first tree said,
"Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty."


Then the second tree said,
"Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take Kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the
world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull."

Finally the third tree said,
"I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the hill and look up to my branches and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time and people will always remember me."

After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees.



When one came to the first tree he said, "This looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter" and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest.

At the second tree the woodsman said, "This looks like a strong tree. I should be able to sell it to the shipyard."

The second tree was happy because he knew he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship.

When the woodsmen came upon the third tree, the tree was frightened because he knew that if they cut him down his dreams would not come true. One of the woodsmen said, "I don"t need anything special from my tree, I"ll take this one," and he cut it down.


When the first tree arrived at the carpenters, he was made into a feed box for animals. He was then placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for.

The second tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end.

The third tree was cut into large pieces, and left alone in the dark.

The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams.

Then one day, a man and woman came to the barn. She gave birth and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but this manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time.


Years later, a group of men got in the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose and the tree didn"t think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The men woke the sleeping man, and He stood and said "Peace" and the storm stopped. At this time, the tree knew that it had carried the King of Kings in its boat.

Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets as the people mocked the man who was carrying it. When they came to a stop, the man was nailed to the tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a hill. When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hill and be as close to God as was possible because Jesus had been crucified on it.

The moral of this story is that when things don"t seem to be going your way, always know that God has a bigger plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, God will give you great gifts that you can share with others.

Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined.


We don"t always know what God"s plans are for us.

We just know that His Ways are not always our ways, but His ways are always what is best for us.


very inspirational...  wel-done bro.
Posted: at 25-01-2011 01:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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