Perfect Answers To silly Questions (Page 9)

Date: 19-01-2011 11:56 am (13 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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- bodman at 1-02-2011 08:12 AM (13 years ago)
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not all the questions are stupid, some could still be the rightful question and the answers u gave are still applicable.
* in a region where there are multiple rainfall in a day within the season, and you are asked in the first one,while u decide to go in the next one.

*waiting in front of an elevator and someone ask if you're going up, remember there are underground floors too or you're really waiting for your mum.

*your friend call you asking you where you are,even when you' re making a video call, your friend can only see your face. unless u don't want to say the truth of your location, watch your ways .

WHAT ABOUT  QESTIONS LIKE THIS.
 *you met an old friend and the friend called your name and ask " is that you?"
no it is santa clause.

* you returned home from somewhere, and the person you met asked are you back?
no am still at rail station.
Posted: at 1-02-2011 08:12 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- xerx1202 at 1-02-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago)
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You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!
this one's more hillarious rotflmao
Posted: at 1-02-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Joshuaafos at 1-02-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
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uh uh uh I really enjoyed it!its very funny.thumbs up
Posted: at 1-02-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- deunsambo at 1-02-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin You cracked my ribs girl. I needed that to stay awake!!!!!!!!! Kip @ it, one day, you'll be in the hall of fame. I'm dreaming 4 you.
Posted: at 1-02-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- delino at 1-02-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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it makes a whole lot of sense
Posted: at 1-02-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- chichiis at 1-02-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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very good.
Posted: at 1-02-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adewalefisayo at 1-02-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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great one from u.
Posted: at 1-02-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kani_mendez at 1-02-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago)
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NICE ONE ... CAUGHT MYSELF LAUGHING
Posted: at 1-02-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- samueladebayo78 at 1-02-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago)
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 Kiss 9ice dat's cool
Posted: at 1-02-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Fexy at 1-02-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago)
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now,dat was crazy funny...
Posted: at 1-02-2011 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Ak_something at 1-02-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago)
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@ poster I love it. But if I may ask is it a personal experience?, you may say oh no, it all occurred to someone who was born even before an elevator was invented...hahaha
Posted: at 1-02-2011 08:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 1-02-2011 10:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kani_mendez on  1-02-2011 04:20 PM
NICE ONE ... CAUGHT MYSELF LAUGHING

with ur open teeth Grin

Posted: at 1-02-2011 10:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yabayainzhe at 2-02-2011 12:03 PM (13 years ago)
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you try. 10/10
 Wink
Posted: at 2-02-2011 12:03 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- yabayainzhe at 2-02-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago)
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how do i post a topic for discussion?
Posted: at 2-02-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- uchechrs at 2-02-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 20-01-2011 11:52 AM
You leave your house on a journey and when you come back into the house hours later:
Q: Are you back?
A: No, Ȋ̝̊'m still on the road.


what if you hate me and am asking you now DO YOU HATE ME?
Posted: at 2-02-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- betik at 2-02-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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dat cul
Posted: at 2-02-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- uchechrs at 2-02-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Betik answer that queston;

I KNOW YOU HATE ME BUT AM ASKING YOU NOW DO YOU HATE ME?

some one else can help her but not a guy plssssssssss
Posted: at 2-02-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- hollyjoy1994 at 2-02-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago)
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ur spouse caught u on top of another girland she ask,what are u doing?
ans;no am just lookig for somebody underneat
Posted: at 2-02-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sydneyiyke at 2-02-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: hollyjoy1994 on  2-02-2011 03:09 PM
ur spouse caught u on top of another girland she ask,what are u doing?
ans;no am just lookig for somebody underneat

hw she go catch u, u b mumu?
Posted: at 2-02-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- betik at 2-02-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
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ave just found ma comedy center, tanx 2 u guys.
Posted: at 2-02-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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