Perfect Answers To silly Questions

. When pple see u lyin down, wit your eyes closed they still ask:-Are u sleepin?
A: No! I’m trainin to die
 
2. Imagine when u take an electronic equipment 2 a technician to get it fixed & he still asks u:-Need it 2 be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of stayin hom alone so I brought It ova 4 a ride.

3. When It’s rainin & som1 notices u goin out, they ask:-Are u goin in dis rain?
A: No, in d next one.

4. When you wake up, then comes an  asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.

9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:  - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The poo is talking to you!

10. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!

 

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Posted: at 19-01-2011 11:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

.  ::)Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots. 
dis one gud

Posted: at 19-01-2011 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 19-01-2011 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wat?

Posted: at 19-01-2011 05:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lovely

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Posted: at 19-01-2011 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

this is funny lol

Posted: at 19-01-2011 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

10/10 minus 8 you try boy

Posted: at 19-01-2011 08:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

You leave your house on a journey and when you come back into the house hours later:
Q: Are you back?
A: No, Ȋ̝̊'m still on the road.

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Posted: at 20-01-2011 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

a stranger comes to ur house and asks ''are u dacutest''
ans: no i am Skypon


u try jare

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Posted: at 22-01-2011 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

cool

Posted: at 22-01-2011 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming