What women say and what they mean! (Page 2)

I need = I want
We need = I want It's your
decision = The correct decision
should be obvious by now Do
whatever you want = You are
going to pay for this later We
need to talk = I need to
complain Sure...go ahead = I
don't want you to I'm not
upset = Of course I'm upset,
you moron! You're so manly =
You need a shave and you
sweat a lot You're certainly
attentive tonight = Is sex all
you ever think about? I'm not
emotional! And I'm not
overreacting! = I have a
severe case of PMS Be
romantic, turn out the lights = I
have flabby thighs This
kitchen is so inconvenient = I
want a new house I want new
curtains = I want new curtains,
new carpeting, new furniture,
new wallpaper... I need new
shoes = the other 40 pairs are
simply the wrong shade I
heard a noise = I noticed you
were almost asleep Do you
love me? = I'm going to ask for
something expensive How
much do you love me? = I did
something today you're really
going to hate I'll be ready in a
minute = Kick off your shoes
and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm
beautiful You have to learn to
communicate = Just agree with
me Are you listening to me? =
Too late, you're dead Yes = No
No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry
= You'll be sorry I was wrong
= Not as wrong as you Do you
like this recipe? = It's easy to
fix, so you'd better get used to
it Was that the baby? = Why
don't you get out of bed and
walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm
yelling, this is important! What
a man says, what he really
means... I'm hungry = I'm
hungry I'm tired = I'm tired Do
you want to go to a movie? =
I'd eventually like to have sex
with you Can I take you out to
dinner? = I'd eventually like to
have sex with you Would you
like to dance? = I'd eventually
like to have sex with you Can I
call you sometime? = I'd
eventually like to have sex
with you Nice dress! = Nice
cleavage! You look tense, let
me give you a massage = I
want to fondle you What's
wrong? = What meaningless
self-inflicted psycho trauma
are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex
tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle
= I liked it better before Yes,
your haircut looks good = $50
and it doesn't even look
different! I like the first dress
you tried on better = Pick any
freakin' dress and let's go!a

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