John and William....

Date: 26-01-2011 4:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
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- at 26-01-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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John and William were chatting.

John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
William: oh!
John: For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?
William: No
John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this. The next day, the same discussion took place: John: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
William: No
John: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses,you would know this. The next day, once again:
John: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
William: No John: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, William got irritated and said: And you, do you know who George Hunt is?
John: No
William: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this

Posted: at 26-01-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 26-01-2011 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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more like it Grin

Posted: at 26-01-2011 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 26-01-2011 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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j2sexy.. wetin happen now.. how you expect me to know wetin you don read for 3times.. mind yourself make I no disadmin you ooo
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 26-01-2011 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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u try small
i go giv u 2/10

Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-01-2011 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheheheee.
9ice one bodylon..
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 26-01-2011 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 26-01-2011 05:47 PM
u try small
i go giv u 2/10
them send you to me ni?Huh???
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 26-01-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 26-01-2011 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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huh?...
here comez another trouble....
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 05:54 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe love dis

Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 26-01-2011 05:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Dey there dey look for where troubles dey up and down ooo
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-01-2011 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 26-01-2011 05:55 PM
Dey there dey look for where troubles dey up and down ooo
heheheheheheeee. Grin
man mi, no fear... i tanda for you back like pillar. Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- akabrandy at 26-01-2011 06:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Haha now dis is a laka joke
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:36 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- bodeniyi at 26-01-2011 06:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 26-01-2011 06:29 PM
Quote from: bodeniyi on 26-01-2011 05:55 PM
Dey there dey look for where troubles dey up and down ooo
heheheheheheeee. Grin
man mi, no fear... i tanda for you back like pillar. Grin
your spinal cord dey intact at all??? cos my weight dey spoil scale ooo
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belogh at 26-01-2011 10:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Good joke i like it hear me laughing heheheheee
Posted: at 26-01-2011 10:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 27-01-2011 02:39 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe! dats good
nice one
Posted: at 27-01-2011 02:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 27-01-2011 08:50 AM (14 years ago)
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ME:Do you know who Bodeniyi is?
BODENIYI:No
ME: He is the guy dat posted this roke.
NICE!!!
Posted: at 27-01-2011 08:50 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- scent_idol at 27-01-2011 11:18 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 26-01-2011 05:47 PM
u try small
i go giv u 2/10
haahaa dats unfaif now!
Posted: at 27-01-2011 11:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-01-2011 02:05 PM (14 years ago)
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funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 27-01-2011 02:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Teeteeylaryor at 27-01-2011 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on 27-01-2011 08:50 AM
ME:Do you know who Bodeniyi is?
BODENIYI:No
ME: He is the guy dat posted this roke.
NICE!!!
hmnm
Me: And do you know who emmajenic is?
Emmajenis: No
Me: he's the one that add yoke to the roke

funny

Posted: at 27-01-2011 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-01-2011 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 27-01-2011 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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