Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat. The cat was sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat's afraid of water!"
Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."
Posted: at 28-01-2011 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
DaCutest at 28-01-2011 07:52 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: emejuru on 28-01-2011 06:12 PM
Una don scatter this jonny name, every thing na jonny do am, today jonny don baptism cat, maybe tomorrow him go wedding bear and rabbit I fear this jonny boyooo,poster you try
ur name na johnny?
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 28-01-2011 07:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
shinapeters at 28-01-2011 09:58 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: DaCutest on 28-01-2011 07:52 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 28-01-2011 06:12 PM
Una don scatter this jonny name, every thing na jonny do am, today jonny don baptism cat, maybe tomorrow him go wedding bear and rabbit I fear this jonny boyooo,poster you try
ur name na johnny?
help me ask am o!
Posted: at 28-01-2011 09:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
xavexdo5 at 29-01-2011 01:30 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: DaCutest on 28-01-2011 07:52 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 28-01-2011 06:12 PM
Una don scatter this jonny name, every thing na jonny do am, today jonny don baptism cat, maybe tomorrow him go wedding bear and rabbit I fear this jonny boyooo,poster you try
ur name na johnny?
yes na or abi u neva know since say na him be the jonny wey them don de talk about since?
Posted: at 29-01-2011 01:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
just2sexy at 12-10-2011 09:41 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: emejuru on 28-01-2011 06:12 PM
Una don scatter this jonny name, every thing na jonny do am, today jonny don baptism cat, maybe tomorrow him go wedding bear and rabbit I fear this jonny boyooo,poster you try
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 12-10-2011 09:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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