Girls vs. Grown Women‏

Date: 13-11-2008 3:05 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sam ISHAYA
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- at 13-11-2008 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends.

Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 13-11-2008 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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You try!!!
Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 13-11-2008 03:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Are u posting dis to enlighten d ladies??? Or... hmmm... Cus dis isn't a joke...

Looks like lecture to me... Well u tried for posting someting educative at least...LOL
Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- karina at 13-11-2008 04:02 PM (15 years ago)
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a good one, keep it up!
Posted: at 13-11-2008 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 14-11-2008 10:45 AM (15 years ago)
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dis no be joke oh. but it's EXTREMELY GOOD!!! KEEP IT UP!!!
Posted: at 14-11-2008 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- walsby at 14-11-2008 11:30 AM (15 years ago)
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well you really try, you don be among. keep it up Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 14-11-2008 11:30 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- walsby at 14-11-2008 11:39 AM (15 years ago)
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 A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How  much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"

"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
Posted: at 14-11-2008 11:39 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- walsby at 14-11-2008 11:45 AM (15 years ago)
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 A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How  much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"

"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
Posted: at 14-11-2008 11:45 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 14-11-2008 11:59 AM (15 years ago)
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why didn't you post this joke as a New Topic?
Posted: at 14-11-2008 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 14-11-2008 10:46 PM (15 years ago)
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yes this joke blonde joke is very nice would be good for a new topic..... I will wait till tomorrow or i post it myself Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2008 10:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-11-2008 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 14-11-2008 10:46 PM
yes this joke blonde joke is very nice would be good for a new topic..... I will wait till tomorrow or i post it myself Grin
OLE!!!
Posted: at 15-11-2008 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 15-11-2008 03:34 PM (15 years ago)
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I hear..i wan be share holder
Posted: at 15-11-2008 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-06-2009 06:33 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-08-2009 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
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gud enlightenment
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mushabc at 9-08-2009 06:13 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 9-08-2009 06:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 9-08-2009 07:52 PM (14 years ago)
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r u sayin ok..........to the first joke ..... or to the second joke ..... cos there are two joke here..........oops forgot to put 's' in the joke.................. Grin
Posted: at 9-08-2009 07:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 9-08-2009 11:40 PM (14 years ago)
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SIZE 1 U TRY FOR THIS ONE OOO I MOST TELL U THATS EXACTLY WHT THEY ARE DOING..Grin...GUD ONE I GO GIVE U PROF!! OF WOMAN AFFIARS..Grin
Posted: at 9-08-2009 11:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 08:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-08-2009 11:40 PM
SIZE 1 U TRY FOR THIS ONE OOO I MOST TELL U THATS EXACTLY WHT THEY ARE DOING..Grin...GUD ONE I GO GIVE U PROF!! OF WOMAN AFFIARS..Grin

This Na lie
Posted: at 10-08-2009 08:59 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 12-08-2009 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-08-2009 11:40 PM
SIZE 1 U TRY FOR THIS ONE OOO I MOST TELL U THATS EXACTLY WHT THEY ARE DOING..Grin...GUD ONE I GO GIVE U PROF!! OF WOMAN AFFIARS..Grin


Just like dat? yeye man
Posted: at 12-08-2009 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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