16 years later

Date: 31-01-2011 1:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: olawunmi abiodun
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- at 31-01-2011 01:12 PM (14 years ago)
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One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.

So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.

When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.

16 years later

16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?"

"What?"

I pissed out a bullet.

So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.

Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."

So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.

Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"

The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."

"No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"

Posted: at 31-01-2011 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- omotoyosolabisi at 31-01-2011 01:13 PM (14 years ago)
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ooooohhhhhhhhh Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 31-01-2011 01:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 31-01-2011 03:20 PM (14 years ago)
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translate........
Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belogh at 31-01-2011 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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hey this one too na wahala bi this
Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jjdogara at 31-01-2011 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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i am angry
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 31-01-2011 05:02 PM (14 years ago)
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i dey vex
Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 31-01-2011 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin be dis?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enchantingdeeva at 31-01-2011 05:13 PM (14 years ago)
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who be dis saburi? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:13 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 31-01-2011 06:08 PM (14 years ago)
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so if them call people wey sabi post joke
u go follow come out abi? Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 31-01-2011 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 31-01-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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lol.....this one na 16 years old madness Grin

mad pass madness..he........he............he........ha/e
Posted: at 31-01-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 31-01-2011 11:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 31-01-2011 06:08 PM
so if them call people wey sabi post joke
u go follow come out abi? Angry Angry Angry
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-01-2011 11:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 1-02-2011 06:22 AM (14 years ago)
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just passing>>>>>>>
Posted: at 1-02-2011 06:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 11:15 AM (14 years ago)
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crap
abeg comot make i pass jor
Posted: at 1-02-2011 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- larissa23 at 1-02-2011 12:13 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 1-02-2011 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- dimejikemi at 1-02-2011 12:24 PM (14 years ago)
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dis is total crap Angry
Posted: at 1-02-2011 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 1-02-2011 12:54 PM (14 years ago)
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ds post dey turn me for belle... Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 1-02-2011 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-02-2011 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- samueladebayo78 at 1-02-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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http://[i]na ur mama this happen to  8)[/i]
Posted: at 1-02-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolandrea at 1-02-2011 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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dis poster neva talk true o.. E b like say e dey bedwet 16yrs ago...
Posted: at 1-02-2011 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- temzyflexxy at 1-02-2011 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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dis is no joke but 16 years of pure madness  Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 1-02-2011 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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