stupid answers to questions..................lol

Date: 09-02-2011 5:21 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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- at 9-02-2011 05:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Are you chewing gum?

"No, I'm John Smith."



"I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."

"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"



"What are you going to be when you graduate?"

"An old man"



"I spent three years in college taking medicine."

"Are you well now?"



"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"

"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."


"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."

"Who wants to eat friends?"



"We are having mother for dinner, darling."

"Make sure she's well done."



"I want some rat poison."

"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"



"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."

"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."



"May I hold your hand?"

"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."



"Does water always come through the roof in this place?"

"No, sir, only when it rains."



"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"

"Why? Is it tilted?"



"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"

"No, you'll have to walk"



"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"

"But why? My wife isn't dangerous."


"I have changed my mind."

"Thank heavens! Does it work better now?"


"Would you like your coffee black?"

"What other colors do you have
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-02-2011 05:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- DaCutest at 9-02-2011 05:27 PM (14 years ago)
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DaCutest again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 9-02-2011 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 9-02-2011 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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la lolo
Posted: at 9-02-2011 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 9-02-2011 07:14 PM (14 years ago)
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why does chocolate get that strange white stuff on it?":
It happens when chocolate is exposed to fluctuating temperatures that cause the cocoa butter to separate out, forming the strange white "film" on top
Posted: at 9-02-2011 07:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-02-2011 11:11 PM (14 years ago)
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why should docutest post this
because it's stupid
Huh?
Posted: at 9-02-2011 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- obioma12 at 9-02-2011 11:17 PM (14 years ago)
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comot there
Posted: at 9-02-2011 11:17 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 9-02-2011 11:40 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-02-2011 11:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 9-02-2011 11:59 PM (14 years ago)
you hear am,
i follow say comot there Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-02-2011 11:59 PM (14 years ago) |
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- DaCutest at 10-02-2011 12:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  9-02-2011 11:59 PM
you hear am,
i follow say comot there Grin Grin Grin
comot where?
Posted: at 10-02-2011 12:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 10-02-2011 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  9-02-2011 11:11 PM
why should docutest post this
because it's stupid
Huh?
1)ma name is dacutest nt docutest
2)u no fit understand simple joke
3)i'm nt surprised
4)pple lyk u ask such question
5).......i reserve my comment
 Angry                 Angry
Posted: at 10-02-2011 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 10-02-2011 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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thumbs up! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-02-2011 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- opesoyemi at 10-02-2011 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 10-02-2011 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 10-02-2011 03:31 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-02-2011 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 10-02-2011 10:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 10-02-2011 12:23 PM
Quote from: emejuru on  9-02-2011 11:59 PM
you hear am,
i follow say comot there Grin Grin Grin
comot where?
stay...
Posted: at 10-02-2011 10:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 10-02-2011 10:48 PM (14 years ago)
yes she go stay Wink
Posted: at 10-02-2011 10:48 PM (14 years ago) |
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- giftmurphy at 10-02-2011 10:56 PM (14 years ago)
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u go
Posted: at 10-02-2011 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 10-02-2011 11:01 PM (14 years ago)
We stay,you go Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-02-2011 11:01 PM (14 years ago) |
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- giftmurphy at 10-02-2011 11:29 PM (14 years ago)
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who r d we?dont include anyone m referin 2 u..... Grin
Posted: at 10-02-2011 11:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 11-02-2011 12:04 AM (14 years ago)
Quote from: giftmurphy on 10-02-2011 11:29 PM
who r d we?dont include anyone m referin 2 u..... Grin

You refer ,i no fear Grin
but we go stay Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-02-2011 12:04 AM (14 years ago) |
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- giftmurphy at 11-02-2011 01:04 AM (14 years ago)
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as u wish...........
Posted: at 11-02-2011 01:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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